well fuck me running

showing emotion

going down the steps and falling on your ass!!

by Brittany November 28, 2003

Fuck me running

Fuck me running...

Fuck me running in the ass ... I can't believe this is happening to me Again.

by The#1 golden queen April 14, 2023

Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench

when you wanna say FML

Banker: You owe me 1.000.000.000$

Me: Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench

by Strafferen September 16, 2009

runescape fuck

runescape fuck is cybering(talking dirty) with some sad pathetic man or girl who cant get laid in real life.

Runescape Dude:OMG I just got runescape fucked!!!!

Friend:I don't know you anymore...

Runescape Dude:DUDE I JUST GOT LAID!!!!

Friend:OVER THE INTERNET!-walks away-

by schmexxiibexxiee June 21, 2009

running fuck at a rolling doughnut

A running fuck at a rolling doughnut is an action doomed to failure.

"He can go and take a running fuck at a rolling doughnut for all I care."

by hughster February 7, 2018

Running fuck slap

Two decibels louder/harder than a poes klap #poesklap . A slap administered by running at the recipient to maximise the effect of an open handed slap to the face.

My ex boss deserves a running fuck slap

by Quin_KX May 18, 2019

fuck me stupid, shoulda been running.

Similar in meaning to “Boy, am I a dumb ass,” this advanced application of “fuck me running” is to be used in situations which were originally a surprise, but now have recurred over and over again, and the fuckee (that's you) has still not had the sense to leave.

As in: “I still have a joint checking account with my girlfriend. Well, fuck me stupid, shoulda been running."

by rowafe August 25, 2009