by Sophii October 4, 2006
Get the Son Of A Monkey Fuck mug.taking a legless female to the park and fucking her while on the monkeybars. then after sexual satisfaction taking the wheelchair and her clothes with you and calling the cops to see her hanging off the monkey bars naked.
I hooked up with this crippled bitch last night an gave her the crippled monkey fuck at the park near my house. I video taped it, and u can see the cops taking turns with her instead of helping her.
by heyo October 18, 2006
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by lochon October 25, 2009
Get the Monkey Fuck mug.1. Yet another exclaimation of extreme disappointment. Usually uttered after a disheartending discovery.
2. Used in place of "I'll be!", or "you are kidding me".
2. Used in place of "I'll be!", or "you are kidding me".
"You dumped a bowl of icecream on the carpet?? Aw, fuck my monkey!"
"Well, fucky my monkey.... I just saw my cousin on TV!"
"Well, fucky my monkey.... I just saw my cousin on TV!"
by towanda March 23, 2005
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Batman: Oh fuck me!!!
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by BloodSeraph December 13, 2008
Get the fuck a monkey mug.The act of which the female taking part in sex pulls her left leg above her head while the male grabs her titties and thrusts many times to give her pleasure in the vagina.
Oh man, last night, my lady and i Upside Down Jamaican Monkey Fucked alot, and she is really flexible!
by Mark Carrk June 29, 2008
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