Frozen eyelid

A frozen eyelid is when you get cum in your eyelids and leave it there for a long period of time and it goes hard.

Donny: Ughh Yeah you might be 83 but you go like a 69 year old

Nan: Woohooo

Donny: Arghh im jizzing everywhere

Nan: Oh fuck not me eye im gonna have frozen eyelids for two weeks

by Titty_facker69 May 13, 2016

Frozen Cow Juice

Texas slang for ice cream. Originated from SpongeBob SquarePants.

Meanwhile, in the ordinary lives of an Austin neighborhood.

Carrie: Yo jack, what'ya got there?
Jack: It's frozen cow juice!
Carrie: Frozen what?
Jack: Frozen cow juice, ice cream.

by LeilaSP April 9, 2019

frozen egg

when some dumbass bitch eggs someones house but misses and the egg freezes to the car

damn fucktard ricky just frozen egged my car

by assplosion February 17, 2008

Frowen

a VERY arguementative person, and also very annoying and a really hefty person

" Stop arguing!!You're such a Frowen

by Myuk May 31, 2007

froogenheimer

The worst made-up swear of all time.
More horrible than all the swears and curses combined. Only used as a noun.

"You stupid froogenheimer, you burnt my toast."

by Drainer April 16, 2003

Frognal

Female genitalia

'Idly he glanced at her, noting how the silk of her panties displayed the delicate curve of her frognal.'

by Another Mrs Robinson August 25, 2011

Frozen Frankenstein

The act of putting a mans genitalia on the outside (looking in) of a window, usually in the hopes of catching someone by surprise.

#1 Why was that family freaking out?
#2 I gave them a Frozen Frankenstein.

by YOUR STUPID1TY November 12, 2010