Friend

A friend is what you become when you split yourself in two in response to the famous words “But we can still be friends.” One part of you remains the lover, the secret part with the broken heart. The other part becomes the friend, the visible part, which will accept any conditions in the (probably vain) hope that the departing soulmate might change their mind.

“I do not love you any more, but we can still be friends.”
“I’ll take what I can get, Friend.”

by Namasa July 5, 2010

Friend

Someone who will help you move.

A friend will help you move, but only a really good friend will help you move a body (not original).

by undiesinabunch August 22, 2009

Friend

Someone who knowingly lets your peer through their window while they stick a dildo up their ass and doesn't call the cops.

If it was a stranger I would call the cops but because he's my friend, I will let him watch.

by godlike71717 November 6, 2009

Friend

Someone who would give you a present, and not take it back.

Hugh gave Sophie a Reading tickets, only to steal them back for money. Not a god Friend

by hughlololol April 18, 2011

Friend

Something I don't have

I laughed when I was asked who my closest "friend" was.

by williamjamessidis May 16, 2014

Friend

The other dude that's actually boning or hooking up with a chick. A females underhanded false representation of the "other guy" she knows what's up with him but wants to keep misleading and using you while knowing you have feelings for her. A false title a female uses to mislead or throw you off the scent of her boyfriend.

I went to a friends house after work.

Me and my friend are studying no you can't come over.

My friend is in the car with me.

I'm staying the night at a friends house tonight.

Sorry I can't go out with you I have plans with a friend.

by Joe dirty May 24, 2014

Friend

(Noun)

A good friend is a person who knows your best stories, your best friend has lived them with you. A friend is a person who you are attached to. They will always be there for you, no matter the situation. A friend will help you, even when they dont know how to help. Beware of fake friends, they will destroy you, see enemies. A friend is pretty much someone you can't live without.

Thanks Derek, for being the truly awesomely friend of all.

Mom: We have to go to South Carolina for Christmas, it's the only time we can be together as a whole family

Me: Of course we can't do it without my friend!

by YouAreReadingThisLongName December 25, 2013