Friend

A friend is what you become when you split yourself in two in response to the famous words “But we can still be friends.” One part of you remains the lover, the secret part with the broken heart. The other part becomes the friend, the visible part, which will accept any conditions in the (probably vain) hope that the departing soulmate might change their mind.

“I do not love you any more, but we can still be friends.”
“I’ll take what I can get, Friend.”

by Namasa July 5, 2010

Friend

Someone who will help you move.

A friend will help you move, but only a really good friend will help you move a body (not original).

by undiesinabunch August 22, 2009

Friend

Someone who knowingly lets your peer through their window while they stick a dildo up their ass and doesn't call the cops.

If it was a stranger I would call the cops but because he's my friend, I will let him watch.

by godlike71717 November 6, 2009

Friend

A person who will backstab you in the future

Person 1:*gets home*
Friend:*kissing his girl*
Person 1:DUDE WHAT THE FUCK!
Friend:sorry I pulled a friend move on you

by TheFireReaper July 18, 2019

Friend

Someone who you like and is always there for you

Hey there ***** you don’t have no friends

by Sammybearbooboopie December 10, 2019

Friend

Someone who would give you a present, and not take it back.

Hugh gave Sophie a Reading tickets, only to steal them back for money. Not a god Friend

by hughlololol April 18, 2011

Friend

Something i have none of

Peep 1:whos she?*points at me
Peep 2: the girl with no friends
Peep 3 and 1: oh okay

by Philtrash1 June 2, 2019