Faul

The so-called "Faux" or "Fake" Paul McCartney a.k.a. William Shears Campbell (sometimes William Shepherd) who adopted McCartney's persona after the latter died in a car crash in November 1966. Believers of the Paul is dead conspiracy use it as a derogatory term for the singer/songwriter.

Guy 1: Hey guys, did you hear Paul McCartney's new album?

Guy 2: Is that guy still alive?

Guy 3: No, he died in the 1960's -- that's Faul's new album.

by Itseemedlikeagoodideaatthetime July 24, 2009

Faulty Pigeon

A stranded pigeon who is unable to fly due to poor health or a malfunctioning wing.

Mike: dude look at that faulty pigeon on the ledge its not walking anywhere
Ricky: holy balls man you can literally walk up to it and touch it!
Mike: Wow, I'm calling animal control. Here you talk to them
...
Animal Control: Hello this is animal control how can we help you?
Ricky: Yes, animal control? We got a faulty pigeon on our hands, we will need your assistance immediately.
Animal Control: Thank you! We're on it!

by Faulty Pigeon Hero April 27, 2010

faulkner

to go from being a nerd to getting all the hot girls

he chucked a faulkner

by miccre January 14, 2007

Amigara Fault

A scary manga by Junji Ito. The plot follows an earthquake which reveals several human-shaped holes on the side of a fault. As people travel to see the spectacle, they realize that the holes were specifically made for individual people. They then become hypnotized into going through their holes, emerging months later on the other side of the mountain, hideously deformed.

The comic is responsible for an internet meme phenomemon that surrounds posting of the following phrases:

“It’s slowly coming this way!”
“Drr…Drr…Drr.”
“This hole was made for me!”

Alice: Well hey yo. Did you read Amigara Fault?

Bob: Oh yeah. By the way, do you think that could ever happen in real life?

Alice: I dont know--EEK!

DRR DRR DRR Guy emerges from hole

by DeakDude April 12, 2011

pulling a fraley

when a guy, girl, or hermaphrodite cannot get a girl's bra clasp off within an allotted amount of time, thus ruining a "romantic" moment

not being able to please a girl fast enough

Kyle: "Yo did your girl have fun last night?"
Jeeves: "Yeah, i got some SBH, she's such a cock ho!"
Kyle: "Really? 'Cuz your bitch was pounding on my door complaining about how you were pulling a fraley!"
Jeeves: (leaves defeated and embarrassed)

by TA-Dj1795 November 13, 2011

Fralin

Strong and determined. Only affectionate to someone after having full trust in them. Defensive and easily angered. Indecisive. Refuses to admit fault. Quick to have a full temper. Likes to be different yet a creature of habit. Angel at heart. Loves the Lord. Creature lover. Likes to cook. Not too interested in the cleanup.

Fair skinned, possibly blonde or light colored hair. Ice blue or light colored eyes. Sensitive skin.
"The Twin" that might be missing her other half or has the sense that something is missing in life.
Born mid month.
Loves to pose for her picture and shows all the pearly whites! Drama!

Fralin brings the other half of heaven to me!
God knew that the world could only handle one Fralin at a time.
You must be a Fralin (the strong dramatic, other half).

by A gift from God February 3, 2010

Fralker

A person who friends you on Facebook, then stalks you via your status updates. Their eventual goal is to meet you in person and freak you out by the vast amount of knowledge they have about you.

Jay: Hello, Rosh. Did you just come from hot yoga?

Rosh: Um, do I know you?

Rosh: Dude I met my fralker today. Creeper!

Kristin: I told you not to friend people you don't know.

by Roshambo187 October 3, 2011