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laying the foundation

When a guy or a girl starts texting you a few weeks before coming back from a school break, such as the summer or christmas vacation in order to appear that they are interested in you, but it is really just a drawn-out booty call.

before you can build a house, you must lay a foundation, hence before you can convince the girl to hook up with you, you must lay the foundation to do so.
"so dave started texting me again"
"do you think he likes you?"
"well i'll see him in a week, so maybe he's just laying the foundation"
by peanutbuttapi November 19, 2009
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foundation

When used excessively, it can make your face look like a shiny orange orb. Whenever you can tell that someone is wearing foundation, they are wearing too much. Sometimes when not rubbed in correctly, over-applied, or the person in question has applied the wrong shade, they can get the mask effect. Foundation is used excessively by teenage girls, specifically bro ho's and girls who work in Abercrombie.
omg let's get some more foundation
by Angelacia July 14, 2007
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Secret Recipe of Scrambled Eggs Foundation

A secret recipe of scrambled eggs, that was originally only for select memebers of the vatican. (the same one refered to in the book/movie The Da Vinci Code in scene 34B where tom cooks eggs for his soon to be x wife and children)
tom sure knows how to cook those eggs. he must have used a recipe from the Secret Recipe of Scrambled Eggs Foundation!
by oli1703 December 27, 2008
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Make a Death Foundation

A joke from Ask A Ninja.

a Foundation were ninjas donate a kill to a kid who is dying and wants to take someone with them
My best friend and fellow Ninja Bob (not his real name)
said he couldn't go and help teach Silent Killing class because she was voluntering at the Make A Death Foundation
by ????^_^??? October 14, 2006
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Manna Charitable Foundation

Established in 1971 as an interfaith humanitarian relief agency, recovered documents describe the Manna Charitable Foundation's mission as "sharing all of God's miracles with the least of His children". Funded indirectly through associations with various charitable groups and religious organizations, and on occasion publicly endorsed by wealthy philanthropists or academic institutions, the MCF's primary agenda since its founding has been the free distribution of anomalous objects, or their by-products, to civilians living in poverty-stricken regions in the Third World or in areas afflicted by warfare, famine, or natural disaster.

The MCF is currently recognized as a non-governmental organization by the United Nations, and is known to operate legally and illegally in several hostile or isolated regions outside the Foundation's sphere of influence. While no SCP objects known to have been distributed by the MCF to date have caused intentional harm to human beings or communities (and detained MCF operatives tend to demonstrate strong pacifist beliefs), containment breaches associated with the group have often resulted in human casualties or severe threats to the global status quo due to unforeseen consequences of the object's release from containment, and/or a zeal to distribute potentially "helpful" objects immediately without rigorous scientific study of their long-term behavior.
The Manna Charitable Foundation once handed out anomalous honey. They're only trying to help.
by Mad Dummy April 9, 2019
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Spurgeon school foundation inc

Worst place on Earth. Prison is better than this place
The killer got sentenced to go to Spurgeon school foundation inc
by Jotaro Joestar March 4, 2021
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The Stoik Foundation

An organization that supports Stoik above all. It was founded on May 26, 2019, yet it is still making progress as it grows as a community. Not to be confused with a cult, The Stoik Foundation is a system, created by a group of heart-felt teenage entrepreneurs who wish for one thing and one thing only, and that is the well-being of humankind as a species. These teenagers realized that the best way to instill happiness within civilians is to manifest the stoik ideology among them, and in doing so eradicate its biggest obstacle, which happens to be a group of people known as 'waterm*lon enthusiasts'.
Simaal: "WATERM*ELON! WATERM*LON! WATERM*LON! I AM A WATERM*LON ENTHUSIAST!"

Yusuf: Damn you, filthy uncultured swine! Don't ever say the w word in front of me again, for I am a proud member of The Stoik Foundation!

Chorus: (person 1) Yeah you tell him!

Chorus: (Everyone) STOIK! STOIK! STOIK! STOIK!
by pootootoo June 1, 2022
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