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Trojan Footjob

When you hide inside a couch, have someone put it out on the curb, wait for a stranger to bring it home and get comfy on it, then give them a sneaky footjob.
A new frat just moved in down the street. I'm gonna introduce myself with a Trojan footjob.
by CulturedCousCous December 27, 2022
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Sandpaper footjob

a footjob that has high amounts of grip and is very rough. it may cause harm.
A: Bro, she gave the greatest sandpaper footjob i have ever had.
B: nice dude, hopefully next time it bleeds.
by EmeraldCoast March 5, 2023
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Canadian Footjob

A footjob in which is committed in a breakfast restaurant establishment; Denny’s, IHOP, etc. two parties have to engage in a public area. One person disembarks their footwear and the other unveils their pecker. After both parties are ready for the act, either one puts maple syrup on their foot/feet or wang. When such is done, the person gifting the sexual act starts activating their foot or feet on the male genitalia to come to result preferred by the attending parties.
Me and Daryl noticed Gerald getting a Canadian Footjob under the table by the town whore Lewis.
by DualShock4 November 4, 2023
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Russian footjob

When someone crosses their feet and inserts them rectally
Hey bro, my girl just offered to give me a Russian footjob
by Mikes way March 12, 2026
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Belgian Footjob

The act of using edible syrup in a footjob
"I was doing thing crazy chick and she gave me a Belgian Footjob, it was way to sticky but very hot.
by slavic hoe-mill March 25, 2026
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Albanian Footjob

When a woman rips your penis off with her feet and lets her mouth fill up with blood until it erupts out of her mouth.
Man.. DO NOT get the albanian footjob
by Shnoomer September 23, 2025
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Canadian FootJob

“hey cutie, can i get a Canadian footjob with my pancakes
by onori September 24, 2025
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