nick foster

a guy whose dick is the size of a big clit.

"my girlfriends clit looks like nick fosters dick"

by nickfostersboyfriend March 19, 2021

Foster's Law

The rule that "if I’ve Heard of Yer Da I Don’t Need To Hear From You", coined by Dawn Foster. Describes mediocre people who have jobs in the media not because of any talent of their own but because they have rich and famous parents, private schooling and family connections.

Giles Coren a prime example of how Foster's Law holds for almost every man bar Jesus.

by Giles Coren August 22, 2022

fatterson

This is the lowest of all the species crawling along the earths surface, it cannot communicate with the opposite sex as it is very very autistic, this fat, white, anausmic, ginger creature lives for a bit of incest, it will always claim it is putting the snake away, but we all know what that means... (Graham's snake)

I think I saw a beached fatterson the other day lying along the sea front, it was looking well

by Jordy420La December 6, 2016

Pulling a Foster

Dating and/or hooking up with a freshman in high school when you are a Senior in high school or older.

"Hey who is Marcus walking down the hallway with? She looks like an 11 year old."

"Oh I can't believe you didn't hear about Marcus pulling a Foster! He's been porking that freshman for weeks now."

by shallb1502 September 21, 2011

fattering

The opposite of flattering.
Can be used to avoid lying when someone asks you if they look fat if said quickly enough.

Girl: Do these pants make me look fat?
Guy: No, it is very fattering.
Girl: Thanks.

by chicky noodles May 24, 2014

Foster The People

Great band from Los Angeles formed in 2009 who make music which is mostly in the Indie Rock and Indie Pop genre. Made songs such as Pumped Up Kicks, which was popular during the summer of 2011, and Helena Beat. The entire album 'Torches' is very good, receiving great reviews from critics overall.
The band is made up of Mark Foster, who does vocals, Mark Pontius, who does the drums and Cubbie Fink who does the bass guitar. Isom Innis and Sean Cimino - also known as "Mago" which means "wizard" in Italian, as he is a "wizard" guitarist - also do live shows with Foster The People, making them part of the band as well.

"Who did that awesome song Pumped Up Kicks?"
"Oh, Foster The People, they're amazing."

by SophieLouise1018 May 30, 2013

sutton foster

Highly talented Broadway actress who has starred in various productions. Very sweet and down to earth, too.

Sutton foster has a beautiful voice

by Kristinlangst March 1, 2008