Fostering

A condition in which a person has trouble either catching, or maintaining possession of an item. Usually refers to a pigskin, football or the "rock" but can be applied to dropping Momma's fine china on Thanksgiving Day or dropping a condom behind the headboard during application prior to coitus.

Stems from the word "Fumble" in football, in which a player loses possession of the football. Almost always occurs during moments of acute stress specifically when the desired end-state of a situation is within the grasp of an individual but then victory slips through the fingers of the fostering individual resulting in disaster.



Fostering is not limited to sports:

1) Dude why did you just foster the christmas turkey on the floor? Now we gotta eat spam covered with brown sugar instead.

2)All he had to do was juke the Florida Safety and he would have had 6!!! But he lost his emotions and effing tossed the ball into the stands, fostering the game away.
Game over, Florida Tatters our windsock again...
by Cy Simon July 27, 2008
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fosterization

Describing the processes in which a person morphs into an idiot (Solar Panel Jargon).
The fosterization of G.W. Bush brought true joy to the Nation.
by Vinny-Cent May 05, 2015
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Foster

To sign off randomly on people after they IM you.
To be bad at IM
(verb)
Dude this girl fostered me on IM today it so wasnt chilll man i didnt even mean to say hi to her....
by Luke Foster Frodo October 27, 2010
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foster

"man that leya is a total foster!"

"did you see that foster, Id love to hit that."

by L.E April 09, 2007
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fostered

When a girl pukes while sucking a guys dick.
That girl totally just fostered that guy.
by theman17 November 09, 2010
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foster

In regard to video games, to shoot an opposing player in either the crotch or ass. Also referred to as "Buttering" as in the episode of South Park where Butters shoots everyone in the crotch.
Guy 1: "Dude, you totally just shot him in the dick!"

Guy 2: "FOSTERED!"
by Arkem3 June 25, 2011
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foster

a word for someone who has more then one STD.
I know i have a foster on my cock after hooking up with that slam pig the other night.
by Barry Gorman October 12, 2006
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