A lazy motherfucker who sits in a bed playing Fortnite all day. They are braindead children who say Fortnite created everything. They will never understand what a holiday is. In order to make them understand what something is, you have to explain in Fortnite style. Once you explain what “happened” in Fortnite. They will understand now. Make sure to give them free V-Bucks whenever they say or else they’ll go on a tantrum.
by Shiny_Kai December 31, 2022
Get the Fortnite Kidmug. A fortnite kid is a little brat who talks shit on and claims to be the best at fortnite, they also steal money to spend on fortnite, they usually are the age of 5 to 12 years, and they have a tendency to call other people fortnite kids and be disrespectful to they're parents.
by BrendanLee7 August 4, 2021
Get the Fortnite kidmug. by anonymous February 7, 2021
Get the fortnite kidmug. A child (usually male) around the age of 9 years old who is extremely immature and obsessed with the Online Video game Fortnite (aka cancer).
by jclfhasflsh October 30, 2020
Get the Fortnite Kidmug. Usually a nine-year that stole his parents credit card(for the fifth time this week) and buys the most "thickest" Fortnite skin in the item shop and continues to go into party royale to have fake sex with there online boyfriend/girlfriend, all while streaming on Twitch and yelling at his mom to make Him a sandwich.
"The little kid next door is such a Fortnite kid I heard him saying "yes daddy" to gamergirl69 which I'm pretty sure is Tom from down the road"
by Anonymous 1459 December 29, 2021
Get the Fortnite kidmug. A stupid person who plays fortnite all day and hasn't touch grass since they were 5. They are usually in Elementary School still but even older ones existed. If you were born before 2006 your immune to this community but if you aren't oh no
Hey do you wanna come to my house to have a sleepover?
Nah I still got to keep up my daily victory royale streak going I have done it for 2 months now.
Me: bruh he is really that into fortnite?
Other Dude: he is a fortnite kid you know those zombies?
Nah I still got to keep up my daily victory royale streak going I have done it for 2 months now.
Me: bruh he is really that into fortnite?
Other Dude: he is a fortnite kid you know those zombies?
by REALNAMEISCOOL February 15, 2022
Get the Fortnite kidmug. A small child who plays fortnite
They have no friends.
There parents hate them and they were a mistake
They are ginger.
They will never get a girlfriend.
They haven’t showered for at least two years.
They are more than likely obese or at least overweight.
They put milk in before cereal.
They have never seen grass.
And last but not least
they have a 1 inch pp.
They have no friends.
There parents hate them and they were a mistake
They are ginger.
They will never get a girlfriend.
They haven’t showered for at least two years.
They are more than likely obese or at least overweight.
They put milk in before cereal.
They have never seen grass.
And last but not least
they have a 1 inch pp.
Person 1: Have u seen that fat ginger kid.
Person 2: His dads condom split.
Person 1: Yeah he is defo a fortnite kid
Fortnite kid: DONT MAKE ME BOX U LIKE A FISH ‘intense sweating’
Person 2: His dads condom split.
Person 1: Yeah he is defo a fortnite kid
Fortnite kid: DONT MAKE ME BOX U LIKE A FISH ‘intense sweating’
by RyanIsSleepy August 22, 2021
Get the Fortnite Kidmug.