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fornie

the object of a fornicator's fornication.

analogous to the positions of employers in relation to employees.

i.e., fornie is to fornication as employee is to employment

simply put, a former (or current) fuck buddy.
Thing 1: i ran into jessie last nite
Thing 2: who?
Thing 1: jessie, that old fornie i used to bang back in austin
Thing 2: ohhhhhh...how's she lookin now?
Thing 1: like living plastic... she went and got the cali treatment.
Thing 2: bummer...
Thing 1: indeed.
by AlexParkerEmcee May 9, 2009
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Harrison Fordesque

When a man is almost as hot as Harrison Ford. He has the bushy Han Solo scruffy looking hair and the great facial expressions!
by ANSmith120 July 17, 2009
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Out of Forder

A response when someone has said something that is out of order. It is best used when the insult originates from a sarcastic person with very little imagination and is a term used to put them down and show how awful and unnecessary their banter is...
"Jon has asked us if we want to go to his for dinner tonight?"

"No thanks, he is gay"

"That's out of Forder"
by Jonny Bullet February 9, 2013
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Foodie

A person who has no actual interests or hobbies.
"Oh that's really interesting! Me? Hmmm lets see, let me describe myself...well...I guess I would consider myself a real foodie"
by RobbieI August 14, 2012
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Foodie Call

Contacting a person you know for the sole purpose of eating at latest, "hot", "trendy", "celebrity chef" restaurant; a booty call for your stomach
A:"who was that?"
B:"Elaine..."
A:"whoa, things are heating up?"
B:"Nah, just a foodie call, we're going to Jean-Georges"
by roofie March 29, 2013
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foodie

A dumbed-down term used by corporate marketing forces to infantilize and increase consumerism in an increasingly simple-minded American magazine reading audience. The addition of the long "e" sound on the end of a common word is used to create the sensation of being part of a group in isolationist urban society, while also feminizing the term to subconsciously foster submission to ever-present market sources.

Though the terms "gastronome" and "epicure" define the same thing, i.e. a person who enjoys food for pleasure, these words are perceived by the modern American consumer as elitist due to their latin root forms and polysyllabic pronunciations.

Also spelled "foody"
This newest repackaging of Third World derived ingredients in the latest Trader Joe's product is ever so delicious and different, it's really made for all you foodies out there to BUY NOW!
by Ross V. Sewage July 15, 2007
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Junk Foodie

Someone with a deep passion for food, but only junk food.
“Hey, do you want some broccoli, I know you like food!”
“Nah man, I’m a junk foodie, I only love junk food.”
by Junk.Foodie July 7, 2018
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