twenty footer

a bull dyke so egregiously masculine that she can be spotted twenty feet away

that chick is such a twenty footer she makes Rosie O'Donnell look like Miss America

by The Velvet Hammer June 11, 2006

footer

Scots word for to waste time and not get on with things. Leads to footerer, footering, footery Pronouced not like foot but with long oooooo

Stop footering around. Get on with your home work.

Och, I widnae want him working here. He's awfy footery.

by floflumpit January 31, 2010

flother

(obsolete) snowflake

The flother fluttered upon the frigid field.

by Nonstopdrivel December 9, 2011

Fotherby

A short, flabby cretin with a large nose, who's ass has a large surface area and a craving for kebabs. Sexuality is unknown but is fond of sexy nightees. There are few wild Fotherbys left in the world most are caged and poked by sticks to entertain tourists.

It was Fotherby who sank the Titanic.

by Lee Fotherby September 23, 2004

Frother

Someone who is high on life.

"Those young frothers!"

by Johannase December 14, 2008

Fotheringham

The act of vomiting on someone elses ceiling at a party

Jack: Yo, will just done a Fotheringham on your ceiling!
John: That utter Thundercunt

by Thundercunt#712 June 9, 2018

Kiddie Footer

A term for Pedophile or child molester, derived from the Northern Irish or Ulster Scots' dialect. Kiddie relating to a child. Footer relating to the term used when referring to some kind of interference.

"thon dickhead's a fuckin' Kiddie Footer, we should do his knees and burn his house out."

by olliebroon November 25, 2009