foodnotized

Verb—a state of total mesmerization caused by delicious looking food where people will stare at food for long periods of time, either in pictures or in person, without eating it and think about how absolutely great it probably is while heavily salivating.

When Neil plated the puffy tacos and overloaded chili burrito with homemade guacamole, Jennifer was instantly foodnotized. All she could do was stare and drool over the delicious meal.

by Btwitsjennifer April 15, 2018

fooooood

Fooooood is just food with 6 O's.

I'm starving I want some fooooood

by Fooooood_Is_Gooooood November 8, 2019

Foodbortion

The violent act of aborting or miscarrying a meal by means of the rectum.

"That Mexican burrito I had over lunch destroyed my gut and caused a foodbortion!"

by Drubilee May 14, 2015

foodboarding

Torturing someone by sharing endless choices of their favorite foods when the other person is not present to eat the items they crave.

Mark: I am at a fantastic restaurant right now with my girlfriend and the dessert selections are amazing... Bananas Foster, Baked Alaska, Crepes Suzette, Banana Cream Pie, Coconut Cream Pie, New York Style Cheesecake and Cherries Jubilee.

Geo: Damn you! You are Foodboarding me with all my favorite desserts!

by gpkGoBucks December 23, 2014

foofookakatiti

The protectors of the living descendents of Tom Hanks. Should they ever pass on (although they are immortal) the world will end in a slow/painful death.

Our holyness the foofookakatiti

by cheddaomolet January 30, 2009

brandoodoler foodoler

to pleasure ones penis

Can't wait to go home and brandoodoler foodoler.

by masterofdisaster55 March 1, 2011

foooooooooood

Food.

I love foooooooooood 🍔🍟

by Shawnmendes is the best February 3, 2017