Food Baby

A protruding stomach caused by eating a large quantity of food and supposedly resembling that of a woman in the early stages of pregnancy.

A very small bump was visible in the tight frock, although it could easily have been mistaken for a food baby.

by xxBlackRainxx September 15, 2022

Food-baby

Eating such an amount of food as to make it feel that you are actually pregnant. Distension of the abdomen due to eating a large meal. The feeling of stretching of your belly due to eating too much.

Jim, you get credit for this :D

Ugh, the food-baby is kicking, I shouldn't have eaten two burritos

by LaEnana January 11, 2011

Food-Baby

When you eat vast quantities of food all at once and you feel like you're belly has grown as if you are carrying a baby. The feeling of having gained weight suddenly can also accompany a food-baby.

Person 1: "Hey Brian, have you tried some of that soup?"
Brian: "I would love too, my I already ate too much. My stomach feels massive and i feel bloated."
Person 1:"Good for you for trying all that food, but I think you have a food-baby."

by Elfiepie December 18, 2013

food baby abortion

The act of pooping after consuming a large amount of food that created a baby bump.

I just ate so much chipotle I will be attending the clinic in my bathroom for my second Food baby abortion today.

by the abortionist August 5, 2012

food baby abortion

People who have long-term food babies (people who are fat) have liposuction to remove some of this fat. In this instance, liposuction is the abortion of a food baby.

She said she spent the summer taking care of her sick grandmother and she lost weight because she had nothing better to do than work out, but she told me secretly that she really had a food baby abortion.

by IHeartFood October 19, 2010

food baby abortion

taking a laxative to poop after eating so much, that your stomach looks pregnant (see, food baby).

After I ate so much I looked like I had a food baby, I had to take a laxative, and I had a food baby abortion a few hours earlier.

by Jenif4 October 16, 2010

abort the food baby

Taking a huge dump after eating an even bigger meal. Often feels like you have lost a significant amount of weight and often appears as if the bulge in your stomach is gone.

I really had to abort the food baby before my meeting since I ate so much at the Indian Buffet.

by gradschoolfool January 27, 2010