Dude, your food baby stopped up the terlit!
I know... I ate a giant burrito yesterday and some hummus. The labor lasted at least half an hour. I needed an epidural.
I know... I ate a giant burrito yesterday and some hummus. The labor lasted at least half an hour. I needed an epidural.
by Evian Bidet April 25, 2008
Get the food babymug. I just ate so much chipotle I will be attending the clinic in my bathroom for my second Food baby abortion today.
by the abortionist August 5, 2012
Get the food baby abortionmug. Taking a huge dump after eating an even bigger meal. Often feels like you have lost a significant amount of weight and often appears as if the bulge in your stomach is gone.
by gradschoolfool January 27, 2010
Get the abort the food babymug. by anniethedog December 4, 2014
Get the birth a food babymug. When one consumes a large meal, the meal expands the stomach, creating what is termed "the food baby." When one vomits they are in fact aborting their food baby, which, by default, puts bulimia awareness on the pro-life agenda.
by toopher2000 January 18, 2009
Get the Aborting the Food Babymug. People who have long-term food babies (people who are fat) have liposuction to remove some of this fat. In this instance, liposuction is the abortion of a food baby.
She said she spent the summer taking care of her sick grandmother and she lost weight because she had nothing better to do than work out, but she told me secretly that she really had a food baby abortion.
by IHeartFood October 19, 2010
Get the food baby abortionmug. After I ate so much I looked like I had a food baby, I had to take a laxative, and I had a food baby abortion a few hours earlier.
by Jenif4 October 16, 2010
Get the food baby abortionmug.