Flying Dutchman

When you are dealt a pocket 7, 2 off suit in Texas Holdem' poker. This is the best hand you can possibly be dealt in a game of Texas Holdem and instantly trumps any other hand on the table.

Player 1: "Ok im all in"
Player 2: "I will call"
Dealer: "ok lads lets see your cards"

Player 1: "read em and weep, royal flush"
*AUDIENCE APPLAUSE*
Player 2: "Sorry mate, but I have......the Flying Dutchman!"
*AUDIENCE SHOCK, DEALER FAINTS*

by tonymontana6969 December 7, 2010

Flying Dutchman

A variant of the Dutch Oven that involves tartar sauce.

Man, that was some Flying Dutchman last night, huh?

by Le Bossman February 16, 2019

Flying Dutchman

A couch you sit on and may or may not meld into when you are high.

I get up now, I'm about to meld into the flying dutchman.

by Saint Broseph December 3, 2010

Flying Dutchman

The name of a venereal condition that makes it feel like your crotch is infested by crabs, however this is purely psychological and thus the crabs are ghostly.

Man, my balls itch but the doctor says there's nothing wrong.

Sounds like you got the Flying Dutchman.

by Bonasneaks April 2, 2007

Flying Dutchman

When the blankets are pulled over the head of your partner after having sex or performing/having cunnilingus performed on them under said blankets so that they are trapped with the smell of vagina and/or sex.

"Dude Nancy wouldn't put out after I gave her a mustache ride so I gave her a flying dutchman."

by FrankyMcCool October 24, 2011

Flying Dutchman

A double Dutch rudder involving 5+men a female in the center that acts as a conductor of a symphony keeping it synced

Me and the boys from oc are gonna get a flying Dutchman going ,wanna join?

by Cherry pop-inz September 12, 2017

Flying Dutchman

The guy/gal who always has the Dutches/Leaves for a matchup.

Friend: Yo i got the dutches,

Me: You always get the dutches lmao
Friend: Das right, call me the Flying Dutchman

by Mishu Jays October 23, 2017