flowerheadbandrry

the best person in the world :)

you are acting as if you are flowerheadbandrry

by Edward Sheeran June 3, 2021

Flowering Cactus

when you are fucking a woman in the woods, you pull out, grab a handful of pine needles, throw them on your dick, shove it back in, and start fucking her again. (Usually done to end a relationship when words arent enough)

Dude, did you really give your girl the Flowering Cactus?

Fuck yeah, I did!

Fuck, didn't that hurt?

Not nearly as much as having to spend another fucking moment with her. What an annoying bitch!

by one Fish, two Fisch November 7, 2010

flowering

1. The act of cutting your penis head into 4 sections, then allowing it to scar over and bloom like a flower. This step is repeated until the penis is in "full bloom."

Hey George, wunna come over and join in this flowering party at my house?

by Rob Woodside June 21, 2006

Flowerish

Gay male

The dude was flowerish!

by Uncle j May 8, 2014

flowerisfunny

FlowerIsFunny on Twitter.com (very funny)

Can also be used as another term for god

flower: i am funny

everyone: flowerisfunny

by sylveon_64 October 24, 2020

flowerheadbandrry

makes the some of the best videos on tiktok tbh

‘flowerheadbandrry is the funniest’

by harrysdevotion June 3, 2021

flowered

To get sent to the other end of a ship for no necessary reason.

Chris Flowered my ass over to the Jamie's Italian but the newbuild guys hadn't put a podium in yet for the phone. I had to flower to the conference room and explain why no phones for Jamie.

by GeicoSaves10 July 15, 2019