Floridong

A nickname for the state of Florida.

The last time I was in Floridong, I got white girl wasted!

by Machtung August 2, 2019

Floridian

Someone who is a terrible driver.

"That damn Floridian just cut me off!"

by xHilarious iFunny November 12, 2014

Floridian Firecracker

The act of putting a firecracker in the girl's asshole, then fucking her in the pussy.

"I gave your sister a Floridian Firecracker the other night, our bed caught on fire!"

by dantheman6392 May 14, 2009

floridian edges

when it gets so hot that your baby hairs stick to your forehead and you can move them to look like edges

bewfert: yo it’s so hot
bartholomew: ikr i’m sweating so much i got them floridian edges

by go bonkers ye August 23, 2019

Floridian Sunset

1) when a guy from Tampa butt chugs a wine cooler

2) a shitty song by Katie Noel

Example 1: “Brooooo did you see chad do a Floridian Sunset at the party last night? It was crazy!”

Example2: “that godawful Katie Noel song makes me want to cut my ears off”

by Danny Gurzz September 28, 2020

Floridian Semite

A move in oral sex in which the person giving oral sex grips the shaft of the penis and moves their hand up and down the penis. Simultaneously, the giver sucks the head of the penis, focusing on licking the underside of the head.

Jacob: Wow man, that blowjob was awesome! She gave me the Floridian Semite!

CJ: Dang, dude. Wish my girl would do that.

by gilbert blythe March 11, 2022

Floridian Empire

A person in S:AND who got the best military because Penguin accidently put an extra zero for one of the collect roles

Person 1: What do you think the Floridian Empire is up to?
Person 2: I don't fucking know. What even is S:AND?
Person 1: Bro doesn't know what S:AND is, what a loser.

by Europe_Lover June 27, 2022