A dirty Florence is a bitch that will suck any one off and sends nudes to about 70 or over people if you are a dirty Florence then just calm it or get a life
by Dirty Florence 112233 May 25, 2020
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Florence comes from television personality Florence Henderson, who is rumored to wear a diaper and gives Filty Florence's to many of the men at her Nursing Home. The rumor can not be comfirmed or denied.
Florence comes from television personality Florence Henderson, who is rumored to wear a diaper and gives Filty Florence's to many of the men at her Nursing Home. The rumor can not be comfirmed or denied.
Q. I heard that you like to fuck Old Ladies?
A. There is nothing better than Corn Blasting a Granny, the Filthy Florence smells terrible but turns ne on.
I was mopping the floors at the Old Age home last night and old granny Jones gave me a Filty Florence. It was so nasty that I puicked in her diaper.
A. There is nothing better than Corn Blasting a Granny, the Filthy Florence smells terrible but turns ne on.
I was mopping the floors at the Old Age home last night and old granny Jones gave me a Filty Florence. It was so nasty that I puicked in her diaper.
by Granny Gromann June 3, 2010
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by stonersunite July 11, 2017
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East Coast: No Hurricanes will ever come near us!
Hurricane Florence: Hold my tea
Rednecks: I'm riding this bitch out.
Media: Go Fuck yourself.
Hurricane Florence: Hold my tea
Rednecks: I'm riding this bitch out.
Media: Go Fuck yourself.
by TheGayAccount September 14, 2018
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Guy 1: Wow this person is a wonderful woman. She has a great sense of humor and an amazing cat. Will gladly watch the office with you. Is a cool wife. Already married to Marcus Wilby though. Is a great public for padre jokes. She's the definition of swag.
Guy 2: Wow! She must be a Maria-Florence😃
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by swaggybleep January 7, 2021
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"Ooh. She's adorable. What's her name?"
Mum #2
"I know! She's 6 months now. Her name's Florence."
Mum #1
"I'm not surprised! Suits her perfectly!"
"Ooh. She's adorable. What's her name?"
Mum #2
"I know! She's 6 months now. Her name's Florence."
Mum #1
"I'm not surprised! Suits her perfectly!"
by Cant Touch This X August 30, 2009
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