Floorboard Music

Music that one keeps under the floorboards or otherwise hides because
a) it's so good you have to have it nearby to listen too and
b) you can't risk someone finding out you like this stuff.

If you to look cool and alternative put some black metal and Avant-Garde Jazz albums on prominent display. It's OK to like Mileu Cyrus or Justin Beiber but they're more like floorboard music.

by SuperMaligan March 11, 2015

Floorhoe

A hoe that's always on her knees if you know what I mean.

Why does she always have bruises on her knees... oh nvm she must be a floorhoe.

by thecoolestpersoneveromg November 27, 2017

Shit-floored

The act of becoming so intoxicated that you take a shit on your own floor.

Man, Brogan was so shit-floored last night. His room smells terrible.

by Freshman from dadisman March 29, 2011

floordog

A small dog which has short legs and long body. A euphemism or synonym for a dachshund breed dog. If you don't look down to the floor, you may not know of their presence(quiet floordogs only).

"I almost tripped on your floordog".

by flora dogg May 30, 2005

floorsome

A number of people from a dormatory or residence hall that is fewer than a floorgy but more than simply floorcest.

Kara, David, and Karl has a floorsome in the sex box yesterday.

by John David Booty October 28, 2006

floorboard

To press a gas pedal all the way down and crank a flooded engine.

Okay, Bill, you ended up flooding the truck. You better floorboard it.

by Big Tom September 19, 2006

floorboy

slang for fuck boys. we all know those college guys. often fraternity boys, but not necessarily though.

Dude you're being a total floorboy right now!

by PrincessSavy May 28, 2016