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Floof

Anything cute or fluffy, mainly used to describe cute animals. The word "floof" also refers to anything that evokes the desire to pet it.
*sees an owner with a cute and fluffy dog* "Oh my god, what a cute little floof, may I pet it?"
by Zelds April 19, 2018
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Floof

The most outrageous gay in a room/area. Not to be mistaken as a gay slur–it is a word used to appreciate and compliment how gay that person is.
"Katia is such a floof–I love her."
by ultimatefloof June 9, 2017
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floof

like fluffy, but more.
My hairs floof.
by flowrr May 20, 2019
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FLOOF

Something that is SUPER DUPER FLUFFY!!!
Other ways to say FLOOF: floofy
Me: your cat is so floofy
by Floofy_Cat901 June 11, 2018
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Floof

1) To Floof
The ability to fail at a moments notice, for no better reason than being fluffy, and receiving no repercussions.

2) A Floof
A person who can fail at a moments notice, for no better reason than being fluffy, and receiving no repercussions.

3) A Floofer
A person with the ability to disguise another persons failures, maintaining their own and the other persons full fluff. (Can be a 'Simi-Floofer' by only maintaining ones reputation, yet still tarnishing the other person's)

4) Professional Floofing
Demand a wage or a rise in status regardless of incompetence or any number of floofing moments.
Can be for themselves or anyone beneath them but one must maintain Full Floof, there can be no 'Semi-Professional Floofers'.

5) De-Floof
An active movement, determined to catch and destroy all Floof. replace 'To Floof' with 'To De-Floof' and thus forth.
Leon: Wow, cant believe you managed to 'Floof' on that one.

Sparticus: You don't even know, Ivo's a serious 'Floof' and he even managed to wangle his friend out of this one.

Leon: Wow, What a Super Floofer, one day he'll be Pro.

Sparticus: Yeah, but he better hope Frankie doesn'y find out, shes a serious De-Floofer
by SquiggleDS November 14, 2012
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Floofs

A well known player in World of Warcraft on Eitrigg that is always chat banned for calling other players niggers in Goldshire.
Random Player: Gd
Floofs: You're a fucking nigger
by Grandelderx February 16, 2019
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Floof

Verb, The act of doing someone else's cocaine
Did that guy just floof me? I worked so hard to afford all that cocaine and some randy just.. snorted it...
by coolest fox alive !!! August 22, 2016
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