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alaskan flashbang

Whilst in the midst of a sexual act (blow job, sex, handjob, anal etc) you aim your load as you are about to come into a the girl's eyes and firing off into them temporarily blinding her. Whilst she is blinded you cup your hands and slap either side of her ears to give her the ear 'pop' thus deafening her and blinding her for a short period of time as would a normal flashbang
"Will did not want to stay over so he gave her an alaskan flashbang and got his clothes and got out of there while she was looking for him"
by Gman494423 September 13, 2011
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Fleshbin

Fleshbin - Noun: Someone who has taken so much 'meat' in their vajeen/ anal cavity, that they are symbolized with a 'bin', that just takes anything, and everything from anyone.

- Adjective: Fleshbin-like The form of description that would fit a person who has the tendency to take an excessive amount of 'meat'.
e.g Noun: Wow, that Rob is a serious fleshbin!

Adjective: Man, I got a serious fleshbin-like vibe from her.
by CountFapula November 17, 2013
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Flashbanged

When you hook up with an ugly girl without ever having a good look at her face.
Man 1 "bro, why did you hook up with that chick she's dirty"
Man 2 "man, i got flashbanged"
by SoTrueeeeBro November 30, 2010
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Flashbang

To flashbang someone is to take off your mask in front of them and they gag at how ugly u are
Guy 1: This girl flashbanged me 😭😭😭
Guy 2: tuf shit bro
by fl7ght March 11, 2022
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flashbang

"Stun Grenade" or "Flash Grenade" used by law enforcement. Combines a flash of light and a loud noise (imagine that) to startle, immobilize, or stun an enemy as the team makes entry.

It's also the grenade in CS that makes your screen go white for a full second. Desired use is associated with room clearing and pwning the other team, so why are my teammates the only ones who ever seem to use them on me?
I totally flashbanged my team and it won the game.
by An Asshole October 6, 2003
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Flashbang

When your stupid fatass GUY friend lifts up his shirt to show his boobs.
Mason flashbanged us at lunch today.
by Revzzzz March 5, 2015
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Flashbang

1. ) Sneaky maneuver derived from Call of Duty 4 (flashbang grenade).

Cum in a female's eyes and then swiftly smack her square in the ear. She will experience a flash of white followed by a ringing in the ears - similar to the effects of a flash bang grenade.

2.) pre-ejaculation
-Sarah was asleep in my bed so I burst in and gave her the 'ol flashbang.

-She was giving me head then I finshed with the flashbang.

- I put it in and it was over...it was a total flashbang man...
by CODfish08 April 27, 2009
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