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Cooter fleas

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What happens when a woman's cooter gets infested with fleas.
She is scratching cause she has cooter fleas,
by Assbark April 1, 2010
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My Dog Has Fleas

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An easy way to remember the correct tuning of a standard ukelele. The 4th string is an A, 3rd is a D, 2nd is F# Sharp, and the 1st is a B. When played one note at a time, you can remember the right tuning by singing the words "my dog has fleas."
"Dallin, the only way to correctly tune your ukelele is to remember my dog has fleas."
by R.P.M. November 6, 2005
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a creature of deadly capabilities that makes you itch real bad. If you are bitten and cant tell whether it is a flea or a mosqito you are dealing with a fleasquito. A fleasquito has deadly flea like fangs with the wings of a mosquito it is incredibly ugly and is paticularly attracted to the most sexiest of humans. often die before they reach maturity due to the fact that they are inclined to mate with their prey's skin and forget completely about feeding. Found where there are sexy girls and a hot climate. The fleasquito also goes by the name "carlos hose maria" due to its mexican origins and its stuble.
oh no it feels as if i have just been been slapped across the leg with an incredibly spicy and sharp taco! it must be a fleasquito
by jamcola December 8, 2010
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1.Fleas on your dick. Duh. 2.crabs
My weiner has dick fleas. Guess I'll have to bust out some A-200.
by B-nus July 23, 2006
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fleasus

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When I went to volunteer at the homeless shelter I asked to see fleasus
by faithie822 February 20, 2017
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Fleastank is the type of person to act up on all the men he can get his hands on, even though he has a shake appointment he some how manages to make time for osu.
Damn. there goes Fleastank trying to get right again smh
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Fleastank is the type of person who hates saying no homo, although he seems to have a busy day chasing men he always makes time to shake.
There he goes Fleastank acting up again... smh
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