Flaxmerian

Someone that lives in Flaxmere... most are hori's so maybe i should change it to Flaxhorian!

person 1: hey bro what are you ea?
persons 2: ow im a ngapuhi my dads from Mangamuka wbu gee?
person 1: ahh i fink im a Flaxmerian coz my dad's the Prezzie of da mangi'z there ae...

by sau_ai_lou_mea June 2, 2011

Flaxy

of excellent quality, smooth in tough situations or otherwise good.

Wow! What a flaxy escape from those KGB kill squads.

by S. "the ShizSTAR" Beveles December 3, 2010

flaxophone

FLute played with a sAXOPHONE mouthpiece. Produces a soft, clarinet-like sound, but faulty in intonation.

There's Bob playing the flaxophone!

by pentozali November 19, 2011

Flaxbag

A bag made of flax, its a flaxbag

Person A: Look! Is that bag made of flax?
Person B: Flaxbag :)

by Ares222022 November 14, 2021

Let’s go flaxon

A trombone player in Alva middle school.

As he played his trombone I yelled “Let’s go Flaxon”

by POOKIE LUV July 15, 2022

flaxseed oil

Utter bullshit. An obvious lie to cover up cheating that is doubly insulting because in addition to being dishonest, it assumes the listener is stupid or clueless.

"So, you spent the night with Teresa because you were studying together? You think I'm stupid? What kind of flaxseed oil excuse is that?"

by ErikaC October 27, 2007

flaxseed oil

The term used for device used in a total, complete, flabbergastingly masterfully delivered lie. Another rung on the ladder to the pull-off of a grand falsehood, to use a flaxseed oil usually means substituting one person for another or replacing one substance with another.

Derived from Barry Bonds and his testimony to one grand jury or another as defence against the accusations of him using steroids.

Craig: "Dude, why the fuck did you get hammered at my wedding reception!? I fuckin' told you that Jason was bad news!"

Steve: "Man, I totally thought that wine was grape juice. My bad. Plus, I don't even think Jason came, I was with...uh...Mike."

FLAXSEED OIL STRIKES AGAIN.

by Flaxseed Jim October 21, 2007