Flabtard

The state of being both flabby and retarded at the same time.

The short bus didn't make it up the hill because of the number of Flabtards on it.

by Spivnick March 27, 2010

fastard

Combination of 'fucking' and 'bastard' - fastard.

Commonly used among indians who argue

"you bloody fastard you"

"i am no fastard you mother fastard you!"

by The_Mannn April 3, 2020

Flasitard

An adjective to describe an aversion to custard tarts. Only applicable to traditional baked or set custard tarts that are vanilla flavored, and have a short pastry crust.

I am a flasitard.

by Guyren October 9, 2021

Flattard

An offensive name for a person who believes that the earth is flat

Person A: Person C is such a flattard! Did he not see on our last beach trip that the sun goes down the horizon?
Person B: Yeah! He told us that the sun and moon is always above flat earth but we can clearly see the sun and moon rise and set which means that earth is mot flat!

by Octoweed March 29, 2024

Bat fastard

When somebody with dyslexia is fat

I’m a dirty bat fastard

by Rhys bond April 20, 2018