Awkward Flask

Anytime some one brings up some totally awkward you pull out the "awkward flask". This is done by gesturing like you were to be pulling a flask out of a pocket, unscrewing the lid and then taking a swig. Note that this is just a gesture otherwise if you wanted to actually do this with a real flask around certain people you'd get just totally smashed. Like your mom for example. Anyway its really just another symbol showing how awkward a situation is.

" You know I totally less than three you but if the awkward flask were real I'd be an alcoholic"

chick: "so my mom was saying something the other day about satisfaction"
dude: *pulls out awkward flask*

by LKTB November 13, 2009

conical flask

Woman who has a physical appearance of thin upperbody and very large arse. Predominantly found above the age of 22.

"Oi, Lee. I'd have done your Ma by now if she wasn't such a conical flask"!

by L. Stevens January 22, 2007

Hot Flasking

A sexual act involving flaming sambuca shots and the vagina of a donkey, illegal outside of a few small districts of Uzbekistan.

Bob was known for his hot flasking parties, he is currently detained by Interpol.

by UnpatrioticEyepatch December 08, 2010

fun flask

a flask that contains alcohol when there is a flask for minors cainting a non alcoholic beverage

Bring out the fun flask. The kids have already had their drink

by Mavo August 16, 2007

Hydro Flask

A water bottle that is beloved by the most annoying white bitches (vsco girl), and always carries it around with dear life saying SKSKSKS 24/7 and purposely drops it and says "and I oop-". These annoying fucktard bitches always cover the hydro flask with scrunchies and annoying stickers.

Regular person:"Hey what's up?"
Annoying white bitch:"OMG I just got my 8th hydro flask! I broke the other 7 by dropping them too much! SKSKSKS (purposely drops it) And I oop-SKSKSKSKS"
Regular person:"shut the fuck up"

by Amos @vwolgast2 September 12, 2019

Emergency Flask

Flask of hard liquor kept in Desk drawer at work to take the edge off for when the shit has hit the fan.

My boss had a heart attack and I have to take over all his work, and you're telling me the 66 page payment requisition that was just submitted is wrong and has to be completely redone today by 5pm???

'Yes and its 2:47'

Fuck...wheres the emergency flask...

by yougottabekidding February 01, 2011

hydro flask

a generic water bottle used most commonly by vsco girls.

-and i oop! i dropped my hydro flask! sksksksksksk

by Bobette D. April 29, 2020