Furen Duzou no Jutsu

A technique for rejecting suitors' advances by pinning them in the Friend Zone, popular among moderate to highly attractive women. Although the technique is effective against a broad variety of suitors, one typically only calls out the name of the technique before using it if the suitor is a weaboo and therefore will get the joke, realize it's on him, and yet still be willing to be friends even after being directly insulted, due to low self-esteem.

Weaboo: "You look just like this totally hot anime action figure I have! You should come over to my parents' house some time and I could show it to you. I can't take it out because it's in mint condi..."

Hottie: "Fu-REN-du-ZOU-no-JU-tsu!! Awww, thanks. See you around, okay?"

Weaboo: "...okay."

Snarker: "Furen Duzou no Jutsu, huh? So you guys are, what, juts friends?"

Weaboo: "Very funny."

by nerdgonewild January 22, 2010

firends

a group chat you have on snapchat and instagram with those 2 friends who are super annoying and think they are really cool but in reality the youngest member in the group is the coolest

i am in a group chat called firends

by xoxo unknown September 17, 2020

Firenado

When a tornado is lit on fire by lightning.

It will be the worst storm in 70 years, there could be firenados...

by Mad Mike 99 October 26, 2010

firend

The definition Liam would use to describe a friend, as he frequently fails at the English language, due to being a male.

Bekka - "BUY ME NOODLES CAUSE YOUR MY FIREND?"

Liam - "NO."

by Bekkasaurus June 14, 2011

firenze

1. Biology an individual animal or flower that has both male and female reproductive organs

2. a person having both male and female sexual characteristics and genital tissues

He's got a little weinis and a little vaginis, guess that makes him a firenze.

by Altman, Mark July 8, 2010

firenze

1. Biology an individual animal or flower that has both male and female reproductive organs

2. a person having both male and female sexual characteristics and genital tissues

He's got a little weinis and a little vaginis, guess that makes him a firenze.

by Altman, Mark July 8, 2010

Fiorenza

Florence, as in an old woman

Watch you don't break a hip, you seem a bit frail and Fiorenza

by Rob T February 24, 2004