firecrotch

Someone who perpetually has a scorching case of Herpes or some other form of VD. See "Paris Hilton".

Lindsey Lohan isn't a firecrotch because of her red pubes. She's a firecrotch because of that nasty case of herpes she got from scissor-fucking Paris Hilton.

by El Papa May 21, 2007

firecrotch

an unfortunate condition where one is born with red/orange pubic hair.

"i waz bout tah fuk dis bytch, den she had a firecrotch n i dipped"

by suckmyPP March 10, 2008

firecrotch

HERPES!
yah ya know fire in your crotch

Damn! That HO gave me firecrotch!

by SEXY ERIC July 17, 2003

firecrotch

F.I.R.E.C.R.O.T.C.H
Flippin Irresistably Ravishing Even Cunts Relish Over Their UNCommon Hottness

Megan: "OMG. I AM an ugly orange whore! SHIT!
Let's spend the rest of our pointless lives
trying to make ourselves look better than her."

Amy/Molly: "Let's call her a Firecrotch...
even though shes not a tramp like us...
and doesn't pull off her pants at the drop of a hat so we really don't know.
But, hey, were bitches so...LETS DO IT!"

by Thee Naomi November 14, 2006

Firecrotch

The persistant burning of the genital area after applying hair removal cream (see Veet, nair) and leaving on for too long.

I have a bad case of firecrotch! My asshole and vagina feel like they have been coated in battery acid! That's how you tell the Nair is working!

by Anna L. August 3, 2006

Firecrotch

a person with natural red hair. red hair, means red eyebrows, and rd moustache... soooo they have red pubic hair. which resembles fire, hense fire-crotch. also referred to as gingers.

"That chick had a crazy firecrotch. when i saw her naked, i ran for the fire extinguisher."

by d'KIID November 29, 2009

Firecrotch

A person with a large flaming bush in their pants.

Meghan Adkins has a firecrotch.

by Negroho April 1, 2009