When your toilet paper is was to weak and you get the poop underneath your fingernails, and you think your going to die. So you decide to make a song
by Tillmanator December 8, 2019
Get the Poop In My FingerNails mug.A great song by the toilet bowl cleaners. This can also happen if you have shit toilet paper or really long acrylic nails that rip through the paper.
I just finished jamming out to my favorite song Poop in my fingernails by the toilet bowl cleaners on apple music!
by Harry the Pilgrim March 18, 2020
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After yo girl take a shit then you finger her dirty asshole then you slap it right in the pussy and proceed to African Fingerbang
by tmac234 May 5, 2015
Get the african fingerbang mug.This is when women have extremely ridiculously long fingernails. Like you would expect to find on hookers or ladies of the night.
Girl! Those are some whore long fingernails! You best be investing in some clippers before the pimps start trying to line you up!
by Blossom61 March 2, 2014
Get the whore long fingernails mug.The projectile fingernail clippings that fly off on random trajectories when the nails are clipped.Most dangerous are the eye shrapnel.Most embarrassing is the shrapnel that you couldn't see where it went only to find out later from a friend at work that you have a fingernail clipping in your hair.
by wolfbait51 May 21, 2011
Get the fingernail shrapnel mug.Elise doesn't use vibrators as she's quite the accomplished fingerbanger.
Hey, you fuckin' little fingerbanger! Get your Geo Metro out of my driveway!
Hey, you fuckin' little fingerbanger! Get your Geo Metro out of my driveway!
by Melonmuncher March 5, 2006
Get the fingerbanger mug.Jack ones finger into the vagina or anus of a female counterpart. Hopefully while she is drunk or passed out.
I took home a nasty skank from Casey's Bar last night, and proceeded to fingerjack the drunk bitch while she slept in the passenger seat.
by The Heeb December 21, 2008
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