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adult friend finder

(N.B. not to be confused with AdultFriendFinder, therefore all my words have to be written separately and with lower-case letters)

(offensive):

a) the casual encounters section of the local Craigslist page

b) a MILF that has become your craigshook who helps you hook up with other MILF'S.
dude 1) I don't have friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to help me find friends among their adult friends?

dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.
by Sexydimma April 15, 2014
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Stephen ‘Coffeezilla’ Findeisen

Coffeezilla (born as Stephen Findeisen, San Antonio TX) is the son of Mike Findeisen and Betty Findeisen and has two brothers named Ben and Chris. He became a well known highly successful YouTuber that earns several thousand dollars per day off his Patreon & YouTube ads. Contradictory, the ads displayed on his videos are purchased by the very same people he hates on and claims to be attempting to defeat. He is a passionate follower of Jesus Christ and has over 2 million subscribers, most of which have been gained after recovering his channel after already being deleted once. Some have criticized his work saying it lacks purity and truth, even calling him a grifter for monetizing his videos. He is famously known for his $10,000,000 recording studio.

Coffeezilla, also known as Stephen Findeisen is a gossip columnist and true-crime drama youtuber, best known for his internet trolling antics and true-crime investigative video commentary where he self-proclaims to expose alleged scams.

The reliability of his true-crime content have been called into questioned and have been proven to contain false defamatory per se statements ultimately leading to being exposed by many popular YouTubers such as TechLead, Cobra Tate, Tristan Tate, David Ramms, Logan Paul and The Six Percent Entrepreneur. Despite this, he has a cult-like following consisting of men ages 16-35 who believe success as an influencer or entrepreneur is not possible without relying on unethical means.
Stephen ‘Coffeezilla’ Findeisen: Did you see me rip The Real World? I made a video calling it a scam because people are paying $49/month and only making $2k-$6k/mo in profit. HA HA! Laughable. That’s no where near 6 figures or life changing. People are so gullible.

Andrew Tate: Shut up dweeb, I almost kind of respected Coffee with extra milk until he said that.

Tristan Tate: He is spitting venom with his words, an evil hater stuck in the matrix. These people worked hard for that $2k-$6k. Considering they are 16-25 that is amazing progress and I’m proud of em.

Stephen ‘Coffeezilla’ Findeisen: sHut uPPp Sc@mM3r !!!
by coffeezilla January 18, 2023
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adult finder

A bunch of female / man whores posting there pictures on the net trying to get some cause they can't get it any other way.
Dude: "Check out this chick on adult finder! I thinking about messaging her."

Other Dude; "Dude man come on... All the women on there are just a bunch of nasty whores wanting to give some crabs."
by Quentin_B. March 31, 2007
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squirrel finder

A person who has one eye that is a little askew. When making small conversation with this person it's quite difficult as that one is looking for a squirrel in a tree.
Holy sh*t hot suppa if wasn't for that crazy chicks squirrel finder she might be worthy of you throwing her a bone.
by Eddie Money Rocks April 14, 2021
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Stud Finder

A man is fucking a women from behind with her head inches away from the wall. If you prefer she can wear a hard hat. Right as your about to cum you give'r one final hammer and push her head through the wall. Her head will either go straight through the or find the 2x4. Either way you know where to hang the picture.
When the doctor asked me how she got the concussion, I just wanted to tell him about my new Stud Finder.
by B-Rad H May 1, 2009
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Findering

Findering: The act of using tinder using someone else's profile.
Person 1: Dude what are you doing on my phone?
Person 2 : Bro I'm findering for you.
by Red283 August 1, 2016
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crowd finder gt

Another word for mustang gt, a notorious car for shitty handling and crashing into people
Hey, look at that crowd finder gt over there. Better move out of the way
by niblet69 September 21, 2020
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