a fire turd

This is a phenomenon experienced after eating much spicy food!

AAASHHHHHH@#$%&!!! I just passed a fire turd!

by I, Wreckerrr December 4, 2020

Humpster Fire

Sex that's spectacularly bad for one or both partners for many different reasons.

"I just got back from Brad's place and we finally did it-it was a real humpster fire. It was the longest 15 seconds of my day. "

by DreamWithaB April 9, 2021

five finger fire sale

When, upon learning of an impending loss of employment, an employee begins to plunder items from his or her workplace. Typically, items are selected either for their functionality (computer monitors, hand tools) or their purpose as memorabilia (large company logos, reserved parking lot signage).

Jeff: "That sucks you're getting laid off man"
Tim: "Yeah, it's alright though. They're having a five finger fire sale right now, got out with a new printer and the CFO's coffee mug."

by Gullek November 20, 2011

Fire Piece

A fire piece is a a fake ( clone ) copy of a credit card,driver’s license, or any card form of identification.

I just bought a fire piece off of truefatgod for the low.

by Truefatgod January 17, 2020

Nick Fiore

A mentally brain damaged child who was a child soldier from 2018-2019. Nick Fiore is mostly known for screaming "The Battle Cry of Freedom" in the woods after almost starving to death.

Nick Fiore says "Although They May Be Poor Not A Man Shall Be A Slave"

by VaporCushioned October 2, 2019

light of my life, fire of my loins

To describe the love of your life, or even more than that. Your world would turn into complete darkness or turn upside down without her.

It is in the opening sentence of Lolita the novel by Vladmir Nabokov / Lolita the movie, in which the narrator was obsessed with his stepdaughter which he named Lolita.

It is adopted by Lana Del Rey as lyrics in her song "Off to the races".

She is the light of my life, fire of my loins, I'm dead when she leaves me.

by JeanG December 14, 2012

trumpster fire

The resulting disastrous state of a government after an unqualified person is voted in with the vague promise of changing things.

Wow, we thought the government **used** to be bad, but it's a total trumpster fire now

by YeliwCoyote November 16, 2016