fixina

preparing to, about to

I'm fixina go to work.

by Michael Ferguson December 2, 2003

fakin' jacks

frontin'

no time for fakin' jacks Cuz niggas who fake jacks get laid on their backs

by block1of4 @ hotmail.com September 11, 2003

fakin

1.someone who's taking long to do or say something
2.someone who's scared to keep it real

ur gurl talkin all dis mess 'bout she gon' do this she gon' do that but when the time come she don't do nuthin and u turn and say to her "U b fakin liiike!"

by 4prina4 May 15, 2005

fixin to

vernacular peculiar to the the southern US, means one is about to do something or it is in the process of being done.

I'm fixin to whoop yo skanky butt, however I must first wax poetic.

by matt d patterson August 11, 2006

Firing shots

deliberately insulting someone
see roast

Person 1: Here's my exes #. Psych, that's the wrong number!!
Person 2: boiiii call 911 cuz this nigga firing shots

by Skim milk June 20, 2015

Faking the Snake

To add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.

Person 1: After some light digging we find he has been arrested for kidnapping, false imprisonment, and theft of a snake.

Person 2: Dude, I know that's not true, you're just faking the snake!

by a_random_stranger November 1, 2017

Firing Squad

When you marry 17 men and consummate the marriage with all 17 of them. You stand near a wall and bend over, with your gaping anus exposed (its gaping because you've had a deep anal muscle massage), and the 17 men form a line. They proceed to run up to your anus and take a single thrust one-by-one until you have come to a successful completion.

"Oh golly gosh, my hole is sore!"
"Why is that, Dan?"
"I just got shot over 100 times by the firing squad!"

by Pleasure Elf July 8, 2019