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craig ferguson

facts about Craig Ferguson:

He is the Late late show host on after Letterman.
He tells the same jokes every night, but their still hilarious.
He is much shorter in person than you'd think.
He has a really bad warm-up comedian.
He likes to get really close to the camera.
He likes to hit the side of the camera.
He broke a camera during a show once.
He has the same guests on all the time.
He used to have a really cool sound effects machine and email jingles.
He is Scottish
Craig Ferguson is Betty White's bitch.
by atianafiorella July 22, 2009
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Walter "Maynard" "The Boss" Ferguson

The greatest high note trumpet player to have ever lived.
Point. Blank.
R.I.P.
"Have you ever heard of Walter "Maynard" "The Boss" Ferguson?"
"Nah, who's he?"
"Only the greatest high note trumpet play to have ever lived. I mean sure others can play as high as him and higher, but there'll never be another Maynard Ferguson (R.I.P.); listen to his rendition of MacArthur Park and you'll see what I mean."
"Alright thanks man, I'll definitely make sure I check him out."
by Brookwood April 1, 2008
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terd ferguson

1)Burt Reynolds' alter ego
2)An endearing name reserved for annoying cats
Dont leave your weed out or Terd Ferguson will eat it!
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Fergus Walter Seaward Flanagan

The one and only God of existence. If you even look at this living legend, you will have the most intense and pleasurable orgasm of your entire fucking life. He has the largest, veiny, bulging penis in all of eternity. Now, come little one, it is time for your Cock and Ball Torture.
Fergus Walter Seaward Flanagan will make you jizz all over your parents.
by tomatomatt March 10, 2019
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Tom Ferguson

I LIKE BIG JUICY DICK

Synonyms gay, homosexual, bent, gandhu
Tom Ferguson gets bent over by Craig Dover
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Dirty Ferguson

When a man covers his penis in fecal matter, and procedes to titty fuck a young woman.
Hey Brian, I gave this chick a Dirty Ferguson last night, and it smelled really bad
by Dirty Fergie May 17, 2013
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fergenesque

A word created by the members of the band \"Fergen\". Something that is fergenesque is usually an object, person, song, etc. that is a little bit different, unique or cool.
That dress is so fergenesque!
She\'s awesome! She\'s fergenesque!
by Royal Tandy April 26, 2005
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