Felon factories

These are failing schools and communities, dominated by one political party, with low literacy and high crime rates.

The Northern areas are felon factories!

by I, Wreckerrr May 11, 2021

lee felix

bisexual king and 1/8 of self producing group stray kids, also referred to as rainbow unicorn

a: why is lee felix trending again?

b: oh probably because he punches homophobes in the face!

by skzgay October 13, 2020

Felonious Spunk

Sexual assault committed while jazz music is playing.

He prefers modal jazz when inflicting his Felonious Spunk.

by Lars von Schittenberg October 22, 2012

felony ring

the residue that forms around your nostril shortly after snorting illegal substances.ie; methamphetamine, cocaine, etc.

Before talking to anyone of authority check your nose for a felony ring.

by Matt's Ruca June 7, 2007

Felony Hole

A hole or opening located on the floor of a vehicle where items (like drugs or illegal paraphernalia) can be thrown from the vehicle without being detected as easily. Looks like trash being driven over, not illegal items flying from your window.

Person 1: Dude, that car I bought had a felony hole on the passenger side.
Person 2: Well, we can toss out anything illegal if the police pull us over. It'll be like we drove over some random road trash.

by zer0Limitz September 26, 2013

Felix

Felix from cartel town is so great he is the best admin of all time

Felix just banned the bot that was going to nuke the server

by Alpinecartel October 3, 2022

Felixing

Kicking one leg up and putting your hands in the air (usually pointing to the sky) in celebration

Derives from Felix Hernandez celebrating after pitching a perfect game in the 2012 Mariners season

"Dude have you tried Felixing?"

"No, what's that?"

"It's the new Tebowing"

by Mariners1290 August 19, 2012