frog felcher

someone who fucks a frog up the arse, then sucks out their cum fro the frogs arse

see that bloke over there, he's a right frog felcher

by chimp101 March 5, 2008

Chicken Feltcher

Person who fucks a chicken and then drinks his own seamen out of the chicken.

Thank god the chicken feltcher didn't come over for Thanksgiving turkey!!!

by Hojoscool October 8, 2009

felcher

a person who, in a sick act of human nature, has anal sex with someone, ejaculates on his/her butt, and cleans up with their mouth

"dude, you fucking nasty-ass felcher"

by Billy Bob December 12, 2002

feltcher

You have anal sex with a female (or male if that's your preference) then she (or he) farts the cum back out into your mouth. Upon doing so you drink it all.

Dude last night I gave Steve's mom a feltcher

by Marky Mark January 13, 2003

Fisting Felcher

The oral retrival of ones watch, bracelet, sweatband, class ring, wedding ring, legwarmer, or anything else worn on an appendage, from another persons rectum immediately following fisting.

After the fisting was done, Ryan had to pull a fisting felcher to remove his hair tie from Kody's ass.

by Brett Casey November 21, 2003

Feltched Snowball

The act of giving someone a snowball after feltching them.

Al lovingly gave Bill a feltched snowball for allowing him the pleasure of anal intercourse.

by skin January 17, 2004

felickelskim

term used to refer to the output one achieves after eating a bag of celery one hour before intercourse. The technique was made famous by porn actor Peter North who revealed his secret after retiring.

Man, I totally felickelskimmed her. She nearly drowned!

by spifkeen September 28, 2006