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jamaican ferris wheel

When a group of Jamaican men bukake a Jamaican female, whilst playing carnival music. This originated in the time of the rasta clot carnival. The ring leader of the carnivals daughter continuously ran away and the men who caught her played carnival music and bukake'd her into eloquent submission. They then celebrated by eating chicken and picking their teeth with the bones.
Me and the boys gave that girl the good ol' Jamaican Ferris wheel last night. Then went to Popeye's for a two piece Nd a biscuit.
by Hafar Monoluceito April 11, 2014
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Ferris

To have a day off from work or school, either by sickness, holiday or skiving.

From the 80's film, Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Did you go to work today?

Nah, i was Ferrising
by Dwards September 11, 2005
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Ferris Buellered

When a Persian guy corners a pretty girl near the bathroom in a hookah lounge.
Tiana was Ferris Buellered by Hashem last night. Hashem saw Tiana sitting with a group of friends. Too intimidated to approach her he waited for her to use the bathroom, where he followed her and waited outside the door to make his move, knowing that she was by herself with no route of escape.
by CaptCohen July 11, 2011
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Ferris, Texas

A small town just outside of Dallas thats used as breeding grounds for moronic, redneck wannabees.
Cory: Hey Bo, you're acting like you're from Ferris, Texas again.
Bo: At least I'm not a one trick pony!
by Mr Floater September 12, 2013
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Fellatio Ferris Wheel

A circle of three or more males engaged in interlocking oral sex, in a manner in which each individual simultaneously performs and receives oral sex. The male version of the Cunnilingus Carousel.
A circle of dudes blowing each other is a Fellatio Ferris Wheel
by CubeNazi2 February 10, 2013
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Ferris

To be 'Ferris' is;

To be the president of the world.
To be GREEN.
To put weights before mates.
To drink without a straw and eat your hamburger AFTER you eat your fries.
To bench a black hole.
To be huge.
To believe that weight and size is good.
To roam.
To have smaller arms than Mark.
Mark: "Look Ferris, you might have gotten a higher U.A.I than me, but my arms are still bigger than yours."

Harry: "Ferris' favourite colour is GREEN. But the real truth is that GREEN's favourite colour is actually Ferris."
by Sam Abdow March 4, 2007
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Ferris

A male who is completely aware of his sexual prowess and uses this to constantly remind his friends of his superiority in attempts to lower their morale to create for him less competition and therefore more opportunity for himself to acquire attention from females eventually leading to sexual intercourse.
Ferris: Hey guys you wanna be my wingmen tonight?

Lewis: Ermm.... why are we your wingmen and your not ours?

Ferris: Maybe because there is no way even my help could get you laid, I on the other hand have much more chance
by iloveferris August 1, 2009
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