Fat Finger

To finger someone of any size.

I'm going to fat finger my girlfriend later.

by Sarahizabrat March 18, 2023

Fat Finger Fortnite Kid

That one kid that has a loud trash ass mic in fill lobbies, sounds like a obese kid, and smashes his fuckin keyboard when he dies. Also known as Fat Finger Shit Heads.

Me: *kills Fat Finger Fortnite Kid*
Fat Finger Fortnite Kid: *screams and smashes his keyboard/controller*

by Quandale Dingles friend May 31, 2023

Fat-Finger Round-Up

The opposite of a five-finger discount.

When you "accidentally on purpose" raise the price for something by making a typo.

My drink cost $5, yo, but the bartender, he does the Fat-Finger Round-Up to $6!

by Don Palabros February 3, 2025

fat got fingered

Used to drop, or change the subject at hand.

"Yo man did you get with that girl last night"

"Hey man fat got fingered"

by Chris is Weeiiiid February 16, 2005

fat got fingered

When a conversation sucks and you just want to walk away or change to topic

"My aunt was cleaning her trunk and her cat was eating some wiskas..."

"Yea, fat got fingered"

"Sorry?"

"fuggetit"

by Kortstreetsackwak April 15, 2006

Finger fat

When a fat chick gets engaged but you can’t see her ring because her Finger fat covers it.

Yo, Did you see fat Bertha got engaged? Yea, she showed me her ring,but I could not see it because her Finger fat covered it.

by R E Dean July 27, 2018

FINGER FAT

FINGER FAT

When a women shows you her diamond ring,but you can't see it because she has FINGER FAT.

by REDEAN November 2, 2025