Fat Fingers

Fat Finger disease is characterized by those having short, stubby fingers and rounded finger tips. Symptoms include false dyslexia while typing, as these fingers cause abnormal key sequencing. The only known benefit of Fat Fingers is the patient is more able to pleasure his partner, assuming the patient is male.
Otherwise, the patient is just a freak of nature.

... just type a bit. If you have to hit backspace more than 2 times in one sentence for misspelling or backwards key stroking, you suffer from Fat Fingers.

by moosepiss9 August 1, 2008

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fat fingers friday

You have a run of screwing up what you’re typing and so you say loudly eff’n FAT Fingers Friday. BECAUSE you always rush stuff on the computer on Fridays and stuff it up because you’re in a hurry!

ARRRRRGH. I screwed it up again! I Fat Fingers Fridayed It (FFF).

by Da Kriss March 19, 2020

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Fat fingers

Means your have a fat ass.

You have some fat fingers

by lord chunk March 30, 2020

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fat-fingered

When you incorrectly enter a letter in place of another letter.

I fat-fingered and added a letter.

by James Hepworth August 11, 2021

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Fat fingers

The fattest of the fingers. Everyone notices the fat when the fingers are fat. No one likes fat fingers. They usually fat finger everyone!!! Stay away from fat fingers.

He has Fat Fingers!! stay away!!

by dfsfsdfsdfsdfsf December 20, 2021

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