Fictitious sport invented by New Zealand/Aussie genius John Clarke, in his persona of NZ sheep farmer Fred Dagg.
To quote his website "In essence, Farnarkeling is engaged in by two teams whose purpose is to arkle, and to prevent the other team from arkeling, using a flukem to propel a gonad through sets of posts situated at random around the periphery of a grommet. Arkeling is not permissible, however, from any position adjacent to the phlange (or leiderkrantz) or from within 15 yards of the wiffenwacker at the point where the shifting tube abuts the centre-line on either side of the 34 metre mark, measured from the valve at the back of the defending side's transom-housing."
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To Farnarvish - To eat massive quantities until the uncomfortable feeling of farnarvishment is achieved.
Origin: To go too "far" in the endeavor to achieve "nourishment," resulting in discomfort, requiring a sharper, less soothing pronounced sound, provided by the combination of "r" and "v."
Combined to create: Farnarvish
To Farnarvish - To eat massive quantities until the uncomfortable feeling of farnarvishment is achieved.
Origin: To go too "far" in the endeavor to achieve "nourishment," resulting in discomfort, requiring a sharper, less soothing pronounced sound, provided by the combination of "r" and "v."
Combined to create: Farnarvish
"Everything at Thanksgiving dinner was so tasty and I could not stop eating. Before I knew it I was farnarvished beyond belief!"
"I am so farnarvished right now that I can't even lift my fork, let alone get out of this chair!"
"This food looks so great, I am planning to farnarvish myself right now."
"Every time I have the opportunity to eat free food, I aim for farnarvishment."
"I have made becoming farnarvished a hobby and a talent."
"I am so farnarvished right now that I can't even lift my fork, let alone get out of this chair!"
"This food looks so great, I am planning to farnarvish myself right now."
"Every time I have the opportunity to eat free food, I aim for farnarvishment."
"I have made becoming farnarvished a hobby and a talent."
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Of Persian origin.
A person who is a soulmate.
A person who is loving and caring, Loyal to everyone important in her life.
Notorious for their astonishing good looks and captivating irresistible charm.
A woman who is so beautiful, brilliant, and wholesome that she is simply not like any other women on Earth, a Goddess, One who is able to make men burn with desire.
Don't even think about breaking her heart or anyone she cares for, she CAN hunt you down and WILL find you!
Of Persian origin.
A person who is a soulmate.
A person who is loving and caring, Loyal to everyone important in her life.
Notorious for their astonishing good looks and captivating irresistible charm.
A woman who is so beautiful, brilliant, and wholesome that she is simply not like any other women on Earth, a Goddess, One who is able to make men burn with desire.
Don't even think about breaking her heart or anyone she cares for, she CAN hunt you down and WILL find you!
by CTLOS February 7, 2010
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Used in Starcraft: Brood War as a password to enter a room in a Terran Scenario.
Used in Starcraft: Brood War as a password to enter a room in a Terran Scenario.
"I am going to Farnham today, because it is a town, and not a stupid definition like what that other fucktard Devon said it was."
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Get the farnarter mug.1. Drunken slur of the word 'fartknocker.'
2. A twit or silly person
3. A person who is being difficult
4. Someone who 'nogs' 'fards'(see definition - 'nog')
2. A twit or silly person
3. A person who is being difficult
4. Someone who 'nogs' 'fards'(see definition - 'nog')
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