Fartled

To be surprised or startled by a fart.

"I was fartled awake when my wife ripped a big ugly in bed."

by Sir Schnitzel November 03, 2012

Fartled

When your unexpected fart startles you.

After I ate curried sauseges the night before I was fartled every hour.

by Diclan July 19, 2017

Fartle

When an individual thinks he is passing a silent fart, but it ends up being loud and he scares himself.

Matt thought his fart at the office was going to be silent, but it was really loud and he fartled himself.

by HappyHeff January 06, 2014

Fartle

To startle someone with a fart

Amber broke the silence by cracking a rat, causing her poor husband to be fartled.

by Jedidiah69 September 29, 2023

Fartle

When you've ripped a massive fart that startles someone in your vicinity

Man, I walked into Howie's office and ripped one so loud it fartled him.

by jaseALghul May 18, 2022

Fartle

A fart that is loud enough to startle you enough that you wake from sleeping.

Commonly dogs and humans are the perpetrators.

I was sound asleep until I fartled.

Did you just fartle?

The dog has confused himself with that fartle.

by 22:22 May 13, 2021

fartle

verb: To startle someone with a short, loud, ripping fart.

Fuck man, you fartled me and I spilled my beer!

by Kheoleo May 12, 2022