Farticles

the tiny pieces of dooty that stain underwear when u fart causing skidmarks
fart-particles

Dad is doing laundry and notices the skidmarks in his son's underwear
"NEILL DO YOU KNOW HOW TO WHIP UR FUCKING ASS!!!!"
"DAD, remember we had mexican last night, that aint from my dirty ass, its those goddam FARTICLES, and YES i know how 2 wipe my ass"

by Irish Redneck July 22, 2009

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Farticles is a better word for fart particles.

"Do you smell that?"
"Oh yes, I smell your farticles"

by Fargodaddy February 8, 2021

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Small, usually airborne parts of a fart. derived from particles. we are talking molecular level

after a fart has been ripped, a farticle will become airborne and eventually settle on, for instance, the surface of the lungs.

by Cees van Cleef May 31, 2007

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a piece of fart. the tiniest piece of gas escaping an anus.may be mistaken for a dingle-berry.

The fat girl left a farticle in my teeth.

by bubba brewha December 28, 2005

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Small particles of shit that are expelled during a fart, often pebbledashing the perpetrator's underclothes with small brown flecks. Most commonly experienced by women, and men that for some reason find value in waxing/shaving thier arseholes.

"Mate, I finally nailed that Jenny bird last night"

"Yeah? How was it."

"She was a right dirty bitch. In more ways than one. I woke up this morning and saw her dirty, farticle-flecked panties strewn over the floor. Never take a bird for a curry if the sight of fine sprayed shit in the gusset offends you."

by irreverent August 2, 2006

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Gas particles emitted from one's bottom, usually causing a foul taste in some poor bystander's mouth.

Glenn: Gross, dood! Was that you?!
Tim: Yeah, I've been on Montezuma's hit list ever since I ate from that taco bus.
Glenn: Ugh! I can totally taste your farticles!

by Calihoma July 20, 2009

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