Dad is doing laundry and notices the skidmarks in his son's underwear
"NEILL DO YOU KNOW HOW TO WHIP UR FUCKING ASS!!!!"
"DAD, remember we had mexican last night, that aint from my dirty ass, its those goddam FARTICLES, and YES i know how 2 wipe my ass"
"NEILL DO YOU KNOW HOW TO WHIP UR FUCKING ASS!!!!"
"DAD, remember we had mexican last night, that aint from my dirty ass, its those goddam FARTICLES, and YES i know how 2 wipe my ass"
by Irish Redneck July 23, 2009
by Fargodaddy February 09, 2021
after a fart has been ripped, a farticle will become airborne and eventually settle on, for instance, the surface of the lungs.
by Cees van Cleef May 16, 2007
by bubba brewha December 01, 2005
Small particles of shit that are expelled during a fart, often pebbledashing the perpetrator's underclothes with small brown flecks. Most commonly experienced by women, and men that for some reason find value in waxing/shaving thier arseholes.
"Mate, I finally nailed that Jenny bird last night"
"Yeah? How was it."
"She was a right dirty bitch. In more ways than one. I woke up this morning and saw her dirty, farticle-flecked panties strewn over the floor. Never take a bird for a curry if the sight of fine sprayed shit in the gusset offends you."
"Yeah? How was it."
"She was a right dirty bitch. In more ways than one. I woke up this morning and saw her dirty, farticle-flecked panties strewn over the floor. Never take a bird for a curry if the sight of fine sprayed shit in the gusset offends you."
by irreverent August 02, 2006
Gas particles emitted from one's bottom, usually causing a foul taste in some poor bystander's mouth.
Glenn: Gross, dood! Was that you?!
Tim: Yeah, I've been on Montezuma's hit list ever since I ate from that taco bus.
Glenn: Ugh! I can totally taste your farticles!
Tim: Yeah, I've been on Montezuma's hit list ever since I ate from that taco bus.
Glenn: Ugh! I can totally taste your farticles!
by Calihoma July 21, 2009
by rubysue419 September 26, 2014