fabulance

Noun: Basically just a pink ambulance, used in every city to aid rich women who have broken something, can be anything, even a phone.

"Oh no! Amanda has broken a nail! Quick, call a fabulance!

by NinjaTunass February 7, 2015

Faputation

when you fap long enough to have your dick mutate ~ 2017 FB. The Kitchen. Extreme

Dany: my dick hurts!!!
Rose: what happen ??
dany: Faputation...

by The Kitchen. Extreme March 28, 2017

faplationship

a relationship that only takes place on the internet

-My bf and I have a serious relationship
-Really? where is he?
-online
- ah, that's not a relationship, it´s a faplationship!

by wankwankandwank June 23, 2011

fapland

The land in which you fap (masturbate). When nothing else matters and all you are thinking about is frolicking in fapland.

Alexandra - "I'm trying to call Paul"
Nena - "He won't pick up, he's in fapland"

by snappergoodman August 25, 2011

Count Fagula

The Twilight interpretation of vampires that sparkle, that completely kill the look of vampies.

Edward Cullen ie: Count Fagula head of the Twilight vampires

by bosoxfan1990 May 16, 2010

Count Fagula

A person who dresses in the vamp fad. Derogatory.

"Look at all those little Count Fagula 5th graders"
"They just look emo to me"

by oRANGuTANG3ooo September 4, 2009

Fagula

A homosexual vampire that once terrorized the anuses of the countryside. Known to have been born in China (and not Romania), his legend still strikes fear into the hearts of many Chinese men.

-What was that guy's name again?
--What? Oh you mean that gay vampire's name?
-Yeah
--Oh, it was Count Fagula.

by TheElephantInThePoon April 21, 2010