Christina Fapplegate

A hot actress that played Kelly Bumdy on the Fox shitcom Married With Children.
Sadly, she has STDs.

Christina Fapplegate makes you wanna fap.

by GregNelson29 April 26, 2023

Fumple

The act of "wrestling" with a pillow while lying in bed, generally done as an attempt to get comfortable or out of frustration when one is unable to sleep

Dude, last night I must've fumpled for an hour before I could get to sleep

by GilesFletcher August 30, 2009

Famble

Groping someone's testicles in a ticklish like manner

Hey you want to famble after school today?

by Laxfool10 January 26, 2011

Famileeee

Something my drunk ass cousin says when he can no longer utter normal words.

Hot chic: "hey good lookin, can I get your number."

Cousin Rex: pointing to me "FAMILEEEE" as to say, "my cousin will give you the digits beautiful".

by OGdub-t March 17, 2004

farple

A fart while sitting in the bathtub

I was sitting in the bathtub relaxing when I let a farple out.

by Mike Remia June 22, 2006

fappleganger

1. The reflection of yourself in the mirror while you fap. The person in the mirror is your said fappleganger

2. Most never meet, but it is one who shares a bond with someone stronger than the bond between twins, where even when you fap your strokes flow together in perfect harmony at any given time or place in the universe

1. person not fapping: Why would you fap in the mirror?

Fap guy: I wanted to meet my fappleganger! *Fap fap fap*

2. Much like love or the ideas of higher powers, fapplegangers remain a mysterious phenomenon to scientists and fappers alike

by *fap FAP fap FAP fap* May 21, 2019

flample

Magic the Gathering term for a creature that has both Flying and Trample.

Emrakul is a 13/13 with flying and trample (flample). She will likely kill an opponent in two attacks.

by Golieguy July 9, 2021