Falatiolite

An individual that has dedicated his/herself to perfecting the art of oral sex and is a member of the oral sex community and is in the upper echelon of said community.

Hey Steve, look there goes Jacob. He's the most talented of the Falatiolites of Midtown.

by Ariesian April 19, 2014

Facation

A lie used to get out of a certain job, a fake vacation.

"Due to my facation, I couldn't attend the dance this year."

by Redvines_what_can't_they_do January 12, 2013

Falatto

The act of having a gun in fully automatic mode. Or the act of licking cum off someone’s penis. It’s up to interpretation.

Jack, perform falatto on me.

by GreenMow.com April 10, 2022

Filatio Request

Much like a Friend Request is an offer of Friendship, Filatio Request is an offer of oral sex. The phrase can be used by either the person seeking oral sex or the person offering it up. This is a clever way to express one's interest either communicated through text, or said aloud, but only with both arms bent at the elbow, hands out and palms to the sky in the classic "I don't know" fashion.

Male "Filatio Request?"
Female "Hell no, but thanks for being so creative."

OR

Female"Filatio Request?"
Male"Hell yes please and thank you."

by mvontess September 10, 2010

auto felatio

the art of sucking ones own penis. blow job by urself. must be extremly flexible or have a long penis

while i was using auto felatio i was sucking my own penis, it was great

by manno August 31, 2006

felation

the happiness a man feels after receiving oral sex

Doug: Tom was acting unnaturally weird today at work.
Tammy: Yeah, that's because he taught his dog how to give him head.
Doug: Ah so he's feeling felation!
Tammy: Yeah.
Doug: Also, you probably shouldn't talk about Tom's wife like that, Tammy.

by BirkMagirk May 5, 2011

Felationship

A relationship based on a male receiving oral sex from the other party.

We don't have much in common but we have a great felationship.

by bobsigmund August 7, 2012