Fagatron

A fat, ugly, pathetic school counselor, who enjoys ruining people's lives on a day to day basis.

She is also under the impression she is a psychiatrist, though she is very uneducated.

(The people who frequently visit Fagatron to complain about people are called Fagatron's army)

If you don't stop doing that I'll send you to Fagatron, and she'll sit on you, and you'll die!

by Major Superior February 21, 2011

Fagatron

A faggish loser whom no one wishes to talk to or hang out with. A fagatron usually wears heinous clothing and watches Gilmore Girls. One can be seen roller blading and chatting with strangers in his mock "Bat Cave."

Ronaldoe: Did you check those glasses Doris was sporting in bio?
Chazz: Bro, I try not to, she is such a fagatron.

by Ambassador-C May 20, 2008

fapathon

When finding that it took you countless amounts of porn videos to finally bust

Drinking solo at home makes you go on a fapathon with the whiskey dick.

by turtlosaurus May 8, 2015

fagatron

Cardio exercise machine commonly known as an elliptical trainer. Derived from the fact that know matter how masculine you may appear you will be reduced to looking anything but when working out on it.

Hey Joe, let's go for a long run. No, I can't I just spent 45 minutes on the fagatron.

by Mo Cox November 12, 2008

Fagatron

1. The gayest transformer out of all of the Cybertrons
2. The lovechild of a gay man and a robot

1.Optimus Prime: Fagatron! Help us! We're being attacked by the Deceptacons!
Fagatron: (in gay, robotic monotoned voice) Sorry, can't. Just got my nails done. = )

2. (Robot talking to his robofriends) Dude, I totally boobeeped this guy last night, and now I have a fagatron. Should i kill it?
Yea probably

by angry Cybertrons April 18, 2011

Fagatron

A pussy who thinks they're good at football. When a fagatron does something bad, they blame their mistake on an injury that they don't have.

"I dropped the pass cause I broke my hand yesterday,"
"Shut up, fagatron, you suck at catching"

by Big dog 69 December 7, 2013

Fagathan

Fagathan is a combination of fag and Jonathan. Usually used to describe an emotionless, cowardly, deceitful prick. Who cannot own up to anything and has a ridiculously large false ego.

Friend 1: "Wow you're being a Fagathan right now."
Friend 2: "That is very offensive, I'm not a complete douchebag."
Friend 1: "You're right, you actually have compassion and a decent moral standing."

by harshdragons9997 February 10, 2014