facebook marination

noun.
verb form: to facebook marinate

definition: to do or post something on facebook, and let it sit until people notice and take note of it.

We should just let that comment sit in facebook marination.

by YAEEEL June 25, 2008

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facebook machine

a device device which was used prior to modern computing for the sole purpose of accessing Facebook

guy1: yo this Facebook machine rocks
guy2: aah i got an iPhone for that

by totaditopjk June 10, 2015

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A mother who portrays herself on Facebook (or any Social Media forum) as the exemplary "Mom"; juggling household chores, tending to her children, helping with homework, but is in fact seeking self-glorification while her home is in disarray and her children left to fend for themselves.

Facebook Post:"OMG, Sonny's teacher called me while I was at work to tell me how good he's doing! Love You Son!

Translation: She finally listened to a voicemail the principle left her, which said, "Hello, Sonny made it to school 3 times last week. Much Better! He says he feels neglected by you and that you are too busy being a Facebook Mama."

by THE 3 LETTERS March 10, 2013

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Facebook Man Hoe

A guy that likes every slutty pictures posted by females on Facebook. He comments "sooo beautiful" and "hotttt" even though he is dating someone else. A jerk.

Sister: Are you and Lewis still together? I see in my news feed that he likes and comments on all the slutty pictures.

Lewis' Girlfriend: Yah he is a Facebook man hoe.

by JennDub July 16, 2014

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