facebickery

Arguing (bickering) back and forth on Facebook. This is especially annoying when two Facebickerers hijack someone else's thread and air their dirty laundry to everyone who is out there and no one who cares.

Fucking Todd and Lisa had to jump on my thread about Jim's party and launch into some Facebickery about their failed relationship! Assholes.

by tuftskinstoo October 22, 2011

facebinger

someone who doesn't visit facebook for days, weeks, or months at a time and who, upon visiting facebook, comments on everything and anything for the next couple of hours.

jack (upon waking): ughhh, i have such a headache
jill: what happened?
jack: i'm such a facebinger. i just spent the whole night on facebook. i need a drink...

by r0ck3tm4n September 18, 2011

facebanked

Getting aquired by facebook

"My app got facebanked today, making me a billionaire" - app developer

by osuthorpe September 19, 2012

Facebanged

When Someone pokes you on Facebook enough times that they possibly reached some weird Orgasm, Or euphoric state by jabbing their dirty minded greasy fingers into your cyber hot box!

Hey guy, I'm gonna get home & make sure Jamie gets Facebanged! She is so hot. Reality tells me that I'm not good enough for her in society! But Facebook lets me shove things in her you wouldn't believe! Last night I fucked her with the remote for the TV!

by Hammitch January 8, 2017

Facebanging

1.) When multiple partners, usually 3 or more, engage in blogging or chatting on Facebook.

2.) Chatting it up with a bunch of bitches on Facebook.

Guy1: "What you been up to?"

Guy2: "I've just been facebanging bitches all day."

by bdrobert June 10, 2009

Facemonger

Noun: A face-hugger from Aliens or Aliens vs Predators that has an erect penis instead of a egg depositer on its underside.

Prey 1:"AAAAH FACEMONGER RUN AWAY"
Prey 2:"Well atleast it wont get you pregnant with aliens"

by rexus7 October 28, 2010

Facebender

When someone goes absolutely nuts and posts lots of garbage, drivel, crap and inarticulate nosense on Facebook.

Giles just went nuts on Facebook. Did you see all that shit he was posting in the last 24 hours? He just went on a complete "facebender."

by budeanddude January 21, 2011