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face time

On facebook, leaving random-ass, semi-witty comments on somebody's wall in the unlikely hope that some hot girl on their profile will notice it.
Yo, stop using my wall for face time! She does not like douche bags like you!
by marc_the_legend March 10, 2008
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face time

tim - "I don't think I'll be able to get off Facebook for awhile."
joe - "enjoy your Face Time"
by IeatEGGSaLOT October 30, 2011
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Face-Time

The act of a woman sitting on a mans face vigorously also known as carpet munching, SOMF, tongue fucking, muff diving & yodeling in the valley
Face-time has been suspected to be the cause of numerous asphixiation related deaths.
by KKJoy February 18, 2015
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Face-Time

Face-Time (hyphend) is the female slang version as is Head the skabd version for the make, of giving or receiving oral sex.
Hey baby I'll give you that extra Face-Time ,if you come give sum head real fast before dinner?!
by Sojuvet March 8, 2020
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Face Time Virgin

Face Time is having met Donnie Wahlberg (or also another memer of New Kids On The Block) in real life.

The expression Face Time originated last year when New Kids On The Block started their reuinion and Donnie Wahlberg said that he wanted to give his fans face time. Someone who has not gotten Face Time from Donnie (or any of the other New Kids) is consequently a Face Time Virgin
I went to a New Kids On The Block concert but I did not get to meet Donnie Wahlberg outside, so I am still a Face Time Virgin
by Wicked tumbleweed July 21, 2009
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Face Time Fart

When you are on a face time and place the microphone near your anus and fart
Person1: Listen to this * puts microphone near anus*

Person2: Loses hearing from loud face time fart
by GucciGangDab July 7, 2018
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face time pooping

when your taking a shit and you call someone on facetime just to let them know you are taking a shit and were thinking about them. maybe showing them your junk, or even the turd
i was face time pooping last night and no one would answer their phone
by lokoking83 June 24, 2011
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