"that girl looks like
Lindsay Lohan, only
FAT, I'm gonna call her 'Falindsay'"
"hey, that guy looks like Tom Cruise, only FAT, I'm gonna call him 'Fatom'... oh, wait a sec ... that IS Tom Cruise!"
"that old lady looks like my grandma, only FAT, I'm gonna call her 'Fagrandma'"
"That is one big fat
chicken ... it's a fachicken."