fucking this chicken

A response to being told bad advice or advice you obviously already knew.

*you are driving a car*

Friend in the passenger seat: I think you should change gear.

You: Shut up! Who’s fucking this chicken?

by Juicy little pizza boi December 30, 2019

Shit A Fucking Brick And Chicken

1. Something to say instead of "Shit!" when you mess up or fuck up. It sounds cooler.
2. You could always add I will to the beggining.... And then people think you're crazy
3. Something to say when in complete and utter disbelief
4. a way to express how mad you are or someone would be (So very mad)

1. Person stubbs toe, "Shit a fucking brick and chicken!"
2. Tonight I will shit a fucking brick and chicken.
3. Shit a fucking brick and chicken, Owen's dating HER!?!?
4. If I don't get this done, my mom will shit a fucking brick and chicken..

by TRINNY BITCH September 10, 2011

rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chicken

a tv remote controller shoved up a chicken or bull dogs anus while twisting his ear and jacking it off while simotanisly pooring lubricant and putting bananas in his other ear and making him eat glue while shooting him up with heroin in his dick

Im going to rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chicken my long fellow dog named sparky.

by Shitholeofalabama January 3, 2008

Kunt Fuckin' Chicken

Slang for Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Peter and Bobby Brady driving down the road in their swingin' conversion van...

PETER: Hey, Bobby, where do you want to go for dinner tonight?

BOBBY: How about a Mac-Wendy-King?

PETER: Hit the first burger chain we find? Nah, we do that too much.

BOBBY: Well, how about some Kunt Fuckin' Chicken?

PETER: Yeah! Now that sounds good.

by Greg Brady, laying drunk in the back of the van June 29, 2006

Keep fuckin' that chicken

"rock on man"

"it takes a tough man to do make to do a tender forcast"
"yes its does"
"keep fuckin' that chicken"

by G.I. Joe New Jersey September 19, 2009

Who's Fuckin' this chicken?

a question usually asked by a person of a lower rank or status as a part of a collective group in reference to the task at hand.

"Sergeant, BCT tasked us to clear this village. I just wanna know. Who's Fuckin' this chicken?

by Fucker of Chickens November 23, 2010

chicken fuckin chong

When your so high that you fuck up pronouncing "Cheech and fuckin Chong"...leading to the abaption of "Chicken fuckin Chong" by all those present as the goto saying when you're high as fuck!

Jason: "Dude, hit this shit again man"

Tray: "Chicken fuckin Chong...Chicken fuckin Chong, man. Chicken fuckin Chong."

by shredder1980 November 22, 2014