gay fucking faggot who's also a homosexual

The most man-meat-craving of all gaylords.

He's a gay fucking faggot who's also a homosexual. In fact, he's so gay he turned richard Simmons straight.

by beastovjudgement May 28, 2009

It's every fucking day

A phrase used after someone says what they did.

Jacob: Dude! I just laid for the first time!

Colton: It's every fucking day!

by GiiRAFF November 27, 2011

What's so fucking funny

Um... That you're an angry old dwarf that wasted his entire life trying to do what I DID in like 15 minutes.

Hym "What's so fucking funny is that YOU'RE ONLY SUCCESSFUL... Because there's an ARMY OF RETARDS... Preventing people from being successful... But only because THEY CAN'T BE SUCCESSFUL... That's the funny. It goes against their 'MiNdSeT' or something for things to be easy."

by Hym Iam March 5, 2024

Palworld player's little fucking asshole

Palworld players are furries, femboys and most importantly have the most succulent and delectable mans asshole to ever exist. Fill it with cum or more commonly food as who doesn't love fucking the shit out of there food and a sexy man? It is commonly referred to as the 'holy grail of assholes' or otherwise known as a Palworld player's little fucking asshole. It can fit 4 dicks in it if you have the men at 90 degrees to each other, this will only be possible with the help of others holding men up so they can get the right angle to fit all 4 massive cocks in the scrawny asshole of his.

John: stopping fucking him so hard craig I can't eat all my food.
Craig: drives stiffy further into the Palworld player's little fucking asshole, making his stiffy a now softie.

by uddermost urgency February 8, 2024

Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!

- Will Smith, 2022 Oscars

Chris Rock: Jada, I love ya, G.I. Jane 2, can’t wait to see it.
Will Smith: Walks to Chris
Chris: Uh-oh, King Richard-
(Gets slapped)
Chris: Oh wow! Will Smith just smacked the shit outta me!
Will: Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!
Chris: It was a G.I. Jane joke-
Will: Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!!

by NougatNewt March 28, 2022

This guy's built like a fucking fridge

A person who has a strong built appearance, who is able to wheel the nines and tens without much difficulty along with the occasional 8.

goddamn, This guy's built like a fucking fridge we've only been at this party for like 30 minutes now.

by please enter your username February 22, 2021

IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING

The appropriate response to the unwanted question "ASL?" on Omegle.com or similar chat sites.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING
You have disconnected.

by katielibertine April 15, 2009